Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, my new girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female friends' numbers. Her rationale is, “When them bitches are going through some shit, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.” When I refused, she promptly dumped me because she doesn’t "need a potential cheater” in her life. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
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Top comments
jks0308 22
that's a major red flag bro
Csoi 28
I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.
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Comments (172)
_EnderDoge 22
Time for a new girlfriend.
quicksandy 11
She's probably messing around. My ex did sh*t like that. And she was the one cheating the whole time.
Bunnyluver 20
The same could be said for her.
samwilliams800 28
Your new girlfriend (hopefully ex) is a insecure moron.
mynoch 7
Be like Forest Gump - ruuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Erbtosis 10
A female that crazy! Time to show her you are comfortable with her. Be obnoxious, make crazy demands, and be gross. Make her dump you.
LifeTrolls 16
Run. Run while you still can.
howbout_thisone 13
Run. Now. That's a big red flag.
CrazedSanity 17
Run far, run fast.
Ebola_fml 20
Her ob/gyn appointments are no problem though?