athlete47
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Keith
I never thought this happened in real life
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Nogood
Wahroonga, Australia
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
BaldingQuick
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years dumped me, because I'd changed too much for her to bear, and I was breaking her heart. How did I change? I got braces. FML
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
dumpyhair
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
lovedoesnotexist
Belgium
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Head Cold
Buzzed
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Top comments
Henry8cooper 15
wow - some haircut you got yourself - could you somehow describe it as a service to guys who wants to get rid of a girlfriend?
BigSissy 14
Is it a mullet?
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Comments (8)
Henry8cooper 15
wow - some haircut you got yourself - could you somehow describe it as a service to guys who wants to get rid of a girlfriend?
oldtimer 3
This is more profound than you think. Looks are what initially attract us. Then hopefully we become aware of deeper more meaningful traits. But still changing your looks causes your partner to realize every day that you may not be the same person they fell in love with. Watching celebrity couples I notice this type of thing happening more than you think. Kaley Cuoco of The Big Bang cut her hair real short one year, and I didn’t find her as attractive as before. And her husband didn’t either and divorced her shortly there after.
Karan1358 9
She probably just needed an excuse to dump him.
BigSissy 14
Is it a mullet?
Sinshine 28
She only was looking for a reason to dump you.
SadiyaRabia 8
Sounds to me she was looking for an accuse to dump you, couldn’t come up anything good, so she went with the haircut. There’ll be other girls, believe me.
KittyMack 13
I know rejection stings but once that fades I bet you'll be happy to be free of someone so flaky. Sounds like the trash took itself out.