Spartan_Spar

hfksorws This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Booksmart

Today, I was at Barnes and Noble with my dad, where he refused to buy me a book because I "already read too much." FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Colorado Springs, United States

Fundies everywhere

Today, my religious mother found out I work at Planned Parenthood. Now everytime she sees me, she prays until I leave the room. FML

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crazyattracts 31 July 2016, 05:53 Simi Valley, United States

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML

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