Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
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Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML
Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
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Top comments
julfunky 29
Seriously? How the hell do you not notice until after she’s done? They have you look right in the mirror as they do it.
RichardPencil 32
Did you fall asleep as she was hacking away? Hopefully, some cancer patients got beautiful wigs made of your involuntary donation.
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Comments (15)
thehaystackerine 20
I hope you didn't pay.
RichardPencil 32
Did you fall asleep as she was hacking away? Hopefully, some cancer patients got beautiful wigs made of your involuntary donation.
julfunky 29
Seriously? How the hell do you not notice until after she’s done? They have you look right in the mirror as they do it.
kfchicken 31
unless she started with a buzz
evilplatypus 39
That’s a great way to ruin electric clippers. You have to cut long hair down before you can buzz hair or it’ll blow the motor in the clippers.
WeirdUS 30
I doubt this any legit barber or hairdresser takes their profession very seriously. I know a couple and they ask style, how short and if it is ok. Stop making up stuff.
Robert Gherman 3
Was it a misunderstanding or was she that ******* horrible?
bl3ur0z3 17
And you didn't notice or say anything as it was happening?
fjvitt 14
If your hair was 6 inches to start, then it’s all good...
AmbrosiaFan 19
Maybe next time you'll get your nose out of your cell phone and pay attention to the hairdresser. This sucks, but why weren't you paying attention in the first place? Heck all the ones I go to you are staring into a mirror.
Lurker1 9
Every hairdresser i've ever been to you are staring at yourself in the mirror, not to mention they always hold up a bit of your hair and ask if this is the length you want before they cut and periodically check during the haircut that your happy with it. For them to get that far and cut your hair that wrong you must have been completely ignorant of what the hairdresser was doing.
zeffra13 31
Did she just keep trying to get it a little more even until that's all that was left? Or was the first cut that short?