Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, my mom woke me up from a wet dream, because I was moaning too loudly. I'm a 32 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
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alewiina 0
Well, I'm a 23 year old virgin. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. :)
n0ted 0
there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, seriously. you'll be glad you kept it when you meet the special one for you(:
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alewiina 0
Well, I'm a 23 year old virgin. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. :)
Atamix 0
i could change that, if you want.
kindness 0
yeah, it sucks that your mum thinks you're lying, but you're stupid for being ashamed of it. there's nothing wrong with being a virgin. have some self respect.
The_Pleb 0
To all the virgin girls go make me a sammich And then if your hot enough youll be lucky enough for me to give you your first "and best" point in bed. WARNING this may cause you to never enjoy sex again Thankyou
jcrook 0
I don't think the OP is lacking in self respect, it's understandable that she might get the impression that there might be something wrong with being a 21 year old virgin if we live in a world where her own mother finds the very idea of her being 21 year virgin inconceivable.
Unregistered 0
okay im pretty sure her own mother wouldnt just yell out randomly that she will get pregnant the OP must have a record of some sort of behaviour that led her mother to make such a wild assumption. She probably a) hangs out with sketchy friends b) dresses like a ***** and c) has been caught drinking/getting high (before she was 21)
loninessYman 0
yes ,there's nothing wrong with virgin ! i support you!
Boxingsweets 0
Agreed. Whats wrong with being a 21 year old virgin? ._. I might be only 17 and a virgin but I don't plan on losing it anytime soon.
The_Pleb 0
O i lost my virginity at age 14 Just sayin, Im not proud of it ofcourse
AnaMaree 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
OP is probably a *****. I'm a *****, but I am also a virgin.
The_Pleb 0
How are you a ***** then? You give but dont recieve?
tumandro 0
So you're a **** tease? No one likes a **** tease.
Thanitos 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
or she only does anal
ambyellen 0
The whole situation is inconceivable... because she's a virgin :D
Igotthepoint 0
lol
n0ted 0
there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, seriously. you'll be glad you kept it when you meet the special one for you(:
khung835 6
OR i can help you if you want lol
boone_fml 0
Good chance her first time will still not be anything special, but there's still nothing wrong with being a 21 year old virgin.
musicninja 0
Wow. Just...wow.
myfriend_youfail 3
OH MY GOD, woe is you! You've only lived two decades and you're such a dried up old hag! [/sarcasm] I didn't lose my virginity until I was almost 20, and most girls in my pathetic little town were "well experienced" by age 17. Get over it. Being a virgin isn't anything to be ashamed of. If you haven't found the right partner, there's no reason you should go around having sex when you're not ready. FYL because you have really ******-up priorities in life. Worry about your education or job, ways to get by in life so you can be successful later on. Unless your dream job involves prostitution, you shouldn't be so preoccupied with when your ankles finally go up and around your neck.
The__Redneck 7
Hear, hear.
DameGreyWulf 1
I teared up.
patiokitty 0
There is a word for your mother and it rhymes with 'ditch'. If you still live with her I think it's time to move out.
iSmellNice 2
is it...snitch?
polico_wolf 0
pitch?
Disbelief1 0
Rich? Hitch? Fitch? Itch?
newsgit 0
It's witch, guys. He's insulting her, there's no other word!
pudkiller 0
the golden snitch
evildemonchild 18
it's also bitch ?
ShaydeStar 0
I lost my virginity when I was about 17...but for a guy thats expected. Something I read online went..."A key that opens a lot of locks is a master key, a lock that opens to a lot of keys is a shitty lock." I guess that makes you a Master Lock. Kudo's Op...You'll be a good wifey someday.
monbon6788 0
So your saying guys should have sex but not girls. so who are the guys supposed have sex with?
TheButler 0
Lol we share the ***** ^^ or get girlfriends
Reyo 2
but girls aren't supposed to be having sex...and saying "we get all of the *****" is still breaking the rule. Oh wait, you're talking about GUY *****. Nevermind, I get you...homosexual.
jiequals3 0
You guys are assuming that all guys are taken at all times. One slutty girl can easily take many guys virginity. She'll just get around alot. Let's say that Bob, Joey, Steve, and Susan all go to the same school. Bob and Susan go out for a month and decide to have sex. It is the first time for both of them. They brake up and Susan goes out with Joey next. She has already lost her virginity and is more eager this time. They go out for two weeks and have sex. They brake up and Susan goes out with Steve next. They go out for a week and Susan has sex with Steve. then they brake up. The point to my little story? Susan is horrible in bed. Also, girls who have done it before are more eager for sex, and guys will generally not turn them down, whereas, girls will decline their boys and the guys will still stick with them... for a while atleast.
monbon6788 0
but that still makes susan a crappy lock, doesn't it? i'm just sayin, if everyone followed this rule, the **** to hetero ratio would be much higher than it is, and humanity would slowly die out. and the world would be left to the monkeys. who wants that?
Kayokku 1
^ Speaking of which, Rise of the Planet of the Apes is coming out soon :P
FindOut 0
Totally agree. I'm 22 and a virgin as well. I have loads of friends and have a great social life, I just don't see the point in having sex with just anyone so I can tell others I've done it. I'd rather be a virgin than do it with people I don't have feelings for. Good for you, and just ignore your mom.
loninessYman 0
good !
SarahStarzz 0
agreed I am 18 and still virgin and plan 2 be virgin until i get a fiancé or something :)
pinkkloverr 0
there's NOTHING wrong with being a virgin in your 20s. (i'm almost 21 and still a virgin.) your mom is just crazy. you know what the truth is... even if she thinks you're lying about it.
emmaemmaemma_fml 0
how the **** is this an FML
TRJADN 0
YDI for still being a virgin at 21.
generationaliya 7
Beats sleeping around and not knowing which guy is your baby's daddy. Maury Povich anyone?