Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, my mom woke me up from a wet dream, because I was moaning too loudly. I'm a 32 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
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alewiina 0
Well, I'm a 23 year old virgin. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. :)
n0ted 0
there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, seriously. you'll be glad you kept it when you meet the special one for you(:
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Comments (192)
Mulada 0
Oh come on! 21 isn't old at all! Nothing wrong with losing your virginity at a later age. Hell, despite what society tells you, you won't fail at life if you're a virgin, period.
misspeg 0
@ Perdix - u were pretty close but unfortunately no internet cookie for u this time. the answer we were looking for was Pringles :)
perdix 31
Thanks, I actually knew that but I feigned ignorance. The real question is why are potato chips so damned sexy!?!?!
Yeyo_23 0
I can help u change that:)
youngboss_fml 2
21???!! i can help with that
Sparkey 0
Nothing wrong at all with being a 21 yo virgin
Boo25 0
an FML isn't about being a 21 yr old virgin but it would be about you getting pregnant and your mom finding out
fylcuzitsGG4U 0
hahaha ouch
dySWN 0
Don't feel bad. I'm a 24 year old guy and still a virgin - it's not so bad, really. In fact, a valid argument could be made that you're sparing yourself heartbreak, and potentially disease or a baby, by waiting. But that whole situation with your mother is an FML moment.
DecayDance_fml 0
Just because girls are having sex as young as 14, doesn't mean you have to be ashamed about being 21 and still a virgin. At least when you do have sex it will actually mean something.
turdburgers 0
It means something if you two are in love. You don't have to be 21 to experience love.
serenity2213 0
been there, done that. try not to be upset, if she doesn't know you... she's the one that's missing something. it happened to me after rejecting some really hot guys' propositions... and i almost did it with someone just because i was upset. but i didn't, and i never regretted doing things my way, at my own pace. you'll know when you want it. i know you feel all that pressure, but it's just bullshit from people who don't know you, and most of them don't even know what they want themselves
boatkicker 5
Not all first times suck. And you're a fool if you didn't realize that most sex isn't like what you see in ****.