Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
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Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML
Today, my mom shrieked in horror and burst into hysterical tears when I casually mentioned I was having sex. I've been married for three years. My wife and I have sex. Deal with it. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML
Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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_elly_beth_ 0
I'd keep the grandchild away from her. She sounds like the mother from Carrie.
chris_the_G 0
tell her not to either
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Comments (85)
papabear55 0
wow.
fortyboy 0
I don't believe this
Sam_13161821 0
there are too many psychos in this world.
kayleebabe03 0
Screw her. your happily married an are going to have a baby. :) oh and trust me,she doesn't really mean it. she was just in shock. It'll be okay.
fluorescentadole_fml 8
I think this is fake
gntfmlingnow 12
Ask the b* where you came from if sex is so horrible
MrCatman1125 2
Also ask when she lost her virginity.
chris_the_G 0
tell her not to either
Turfin 0
english
RatIsKing 0
overprotection at it's worst :P
burnquist764 0
Wow... just...wow.
_elly_beth_ 0
I'd keep the grandchild away from her. She sounds like the mother from Carrie.
AsianEyes 0
LOL exactly.
candylandwedding 0
rofl x]
Ohnothingreally 0
Agreed. XD
silly_kate 0
oh no, no. the mother from Carrie would beat the daughter and when the grandchild was born, kill the child. but yeah, OP's mum sounds just as pyschotic.
Playdate 0
Wow, FYL! Makes you wonder if you were brought by the stork!! cos clearly married couples never have sex!
Cdldriver 0
She must be doing drugs.
KingAfter 0
WTF is wrong with her?? was the child planned? if so, there's no point whatsoever in her complaints! you had sex to make a baby (partly, I guess ;)), so you didn't do anything wrong from a religious view and from any other view you didn't do anything wrong anyways...
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
inb4 bel-air
LewJH 0
She's jealous that your marriage is better.
kirei_fml 0
I'll bet that's the truth (: Your mom's a crazy bitch cos of the fact she's trying to tell you what to do with YOUR OWN life. None of her business, seriously.