Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, my mom woke me up from a wet dream, because I was moaning too loudly. I'm a 32 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
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alewiina 0
Well, I'm a 23 year old virgin. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. :)
n0ted 0
there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, seriously. you'll be glad you kept it when you meet the special one for you(:
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heartlessagony 0
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. I think it's better off than increasing one's chance of STDs, unwanted pregnancies, and any other problems sex can cause (emotionally and physically). FYL for putting up with that.
fran_fml 3
i agree with many of the comments here. there's no reason to be ashamed of being a virgin at 21. just wait for the right guy and move at your own pace. no reason to force yourself to have sex just because you don't want to be a virgin.
drkwlf 0
Maybe, instead of everyone saying, "Oh, you're saving yourself! How noble :3.", they should realize she probably isn't, from the way she wrote this, and just can't get any. There is also nothing wrong with wanting to have sex - and I'm glad my fiance wasn't the first guy I slept with. No regrets. Just sayin'.
mrbrownpants 0
^ Best comment on this thread. People need to stop trying to negate this girl's desires.
jlaine910 0
since when is there anything wrong with being a 21 year old virgin. you're REALLY young. i can see why your mom's worried, given that you seem to feel the need to have sex.
mohlee 0
I'm 20 (almost 21) and haven't had sex yet (and to all of you haters out there, I do have a boyfriend, we're just waiting a minute). I don't think it's a bad thing. There is nothing wrong with waiting for the right person. Good for you. :) Also please keep in mind that there's not a rule book for this kind of thing, so anyone who tells you you're too old to be a virgin is just being a douche.
turdburgers 0
Nobody hates you for your choice, they hate you for your self righteous, pompous attitude and your childish name calling.
mohlee 0
LOL okay. :)
psychoxxxinvader 3
Wheres your self respect? Tell your mom your waiting for the right ******* person, and you're perfectly capable of KEEPING YOUR LEGS CLOSED.
magenkyo 0
well I lost my virginity at 17 with my girlfriend of two years. we lasted together for almost five year. even though I'm single I don't feel the need to do it with just anybody.
gonzolove 0
Actually, there are on-going studies that are looking into ties between losing your virginity early (around 14) or late (22 and on) and the possible health risks and sexual dysfunctions people develop later in life. They don't have anything totally solid yet, but I can't wait to hear more about this.
willowflame13 0
being a virgin is totally cool, i mean sure like some of the people have said already, it seems like you want to have sex. but theres a difference in wanting it and choosing not too, and wanting it and ******* some random ass guy because of it. so on the virgin thing, way to go. now the mom calling you a **** and thinking youll get pregnant that is really harsh. but what could have happened to provoke her into saying that to you? so yeah id say FYL to the whole mess
Rachelgrl1989 0
I'm almost 21 and I'm still a virgin. I don't mind. When it happens it will happen.