Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, my mother told me that for a period when I was a baby, every night she stood over my crib with a bottle of bourbon and a gun, convincing herself not to shoot me for ruining her life by being born when she was only 18. I wish I could be more like my siblings, who don't visit her anymore. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my uncle got drunk and started ranting about how great I was and how amazing it is that I almost wasn’t born because somehow I managed to survive the failed abortion my mom really wanted. News to me. Mom never wanted me and tried to abort me. FML
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Top comments
123Puppy 33
I’m sorry that your mom is so toxic to you. :( I really hope that you will be able to move out in the near future!
Boyufd 25
when you leave the house make sure you never contact her again
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Try to get the booze from the market and they'll ban you for trying to buy liquor while underage. Then, you'll have a valid excuse for not doing that.
Boyufd 25
when you leave the house make sure you never contact her again
123Puppy 33
I’m sorry that your mom is so toxic to you. :( I really hope that you will be able to move out in the near future!
bloopaloop 27
Seriously? You can’t get booze? That’s like the easiest thing in the world
LackyLacy 5
Alcoholism is a nasty beast. Best of luck.
Ariane Bolt 6
Don't you know? Children are only allowed to exist/live if you bow to the parents' every whim. /s
aryania 7
she indirectly told you why your dads not around.