Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, my mom woke me up from a wet dream, because I was moaning too loudly. I'm a 32 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
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alewiina 0
Well, I'm a 23 year old virgin. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. :)
n0ted 0
there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, seriously. you'll be glad you kept it when you meet the special one for you(:
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RufusCade 7
Buy ONE condom, get over with it. Then you can say to your mom that you've used condoms every time.
bexox 0
Where do you buy just one condom? They come in boxes or are given out individually for free.
shroomis 0
gas stations sell in one packs
youfools 0
I'm 22 and wish i was a virgin. Better to wait than to have regrets. That's something you can't take back, despite the fact that ppl try. As for your mother, take it as a compliment. She thinks you could definitely get laid. Now if the opposite happened- you were pregnant and your mother couldn't believe that anyone would sleep with you-- THAT would suck
Squygm 7
I lost my virginity when i was 17, had a few boyfriends, made some mistakes, but i don't regret any of it. I view it all as a learning experience. It's made me mature enough to realize i deserve the fantastic guy i have now, and sex isn't everything in a relationship.
TehOnionUser 0
I don't think there is something wrong with virginity at 21, but the fact with your mother sucks, that's true. Still nothing really THAT horrible happened.:x
Lisa89 3
Your mum sounds like a complete douche. And nothing wrong with being a virgin.
redshortsx 0
there is nothing wrong with being a 21 year old virgin how old do you think you are? embrace your virginity. I gave my v card to my third boyfriend when I was fourteen and we broke up 6 months later. now I'm sixteen and I haven't dated since we broke up. I was really stupid
Lilavati 0
I'm sorry your Mom doesn't trust you and I'm sorry you don't feel happy about your virginity. I know the waiting sucks when you want something so much.
LemonStarship 5
I'm a 16 year old guy and am still a virgin. Feels pretty good if you ask me. Everyone thinks In order to be "cool" you "have" to do it. I have a lot of friends that regret it and I have a few that are pregnant. I've been with my gf for 2 years and we don't plan on doing it anytime soon.
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
don't see anything bad about being a virgin, but your mom not believing you is realy sad IMHO FYL
B_McG 0
If there was a situation that happened that made her start yelling at you, she obviously got the wrong Idea. When she calms down, then try to talk to her as an adult. It's very tough, but you'll probably find out she just wants the best for you, and that she lost her virginity at a younger age than you did. So you're doing well. There's no rush. FYL right now... but it'll get better.
FerrariCake 2
How does your mom think you can "get yourself pregnant"? Maybe your mom just doesn't understand how human reproduction works. That's why she probably thought your "I haven't had sex yet" arguments had nothing to do with the issue.