Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
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Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, my mom woke me up from a wet dream, because I was moaning too loudly. I'm a 32 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
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alewiina 0
Well, I'm a 23 year old virgin. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. :)
n0ted 0
there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, seriously. you'll be glad you kept it when you meet the special one for you(:
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tchung05 0
its cool... my roomate is about to be 23 nd is a virgin... and im 20 now but when i lost my virginity it wasnt a good experience at all considering i didnt want to have sex to begin w. so let ya mom blab thats what theyre good for and be glad you are a virgin and didnt lose your virginity to an ASSHOLE!! =)
damnrosi 0
I never understood people who think that virginity is something that is special and make the wedding night so much better. I guess its all just personal opinion but seriously OP, don't listen to most of these people, they are right in saying that there is nothing wrong with being a 21 yo virgin, but you don't have to wait for someone special, nor do you have to go out and be with just anyone, if YOU WANT to have sex, do it, it doesn't have to be with the love of your life, because if you feel ready then you will have no regrets whether it be with someone special or just someone because ultimately it was YOUR choice to please yourself and THAT is what matters
sugarcloud912 0
Hey I'm in the same boat, a 21 yr old virgin, and honestly my mom doesn't believe me either. Don't worry about it. My theory is my mom wasn't by the time she was my age, thus i can't be either... don't take crap from any one. you'll have sex when you're ready. and good luck.
ambyellen 0
Being a virgin is a good thing if you're not married. I'm also 21 and a virgin, but I've only got six months left until my wedding. We've waited almost four years, and my fiance has had sex before he met me. I know it can be frustrating, my parents have had their doubts that we were telling the truth, but they've grown to trust us.
dancingyrlie 1
neither - the fact that you're 21 and you let your mother yell at you all night is the worst part of this. walk the F out, you're not a child, stand up for yourself!
Yaphukwit 0
Lol, American parents make me laugh. Why the hell are their kids' virginities so important to them? Sheesh, talk about controlling. Its like the aim of the entire country is celibacy
blackonblight 33
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin. And he bragged about it on his deathbed. I hope to be able to do the same. There's nothing shameful about virginity, gods, as if it matters to anyone but you and your partner to begin with.
ColdGold 6
Huh? Did she explain how to get yourself pregnant? I thought that was only an urban legend. 'A woman can get herself pregnant but the child will always be a sterile female.' Is that what she is talking about? Maybe you mom has other issues. Don't worry about getting yourself pregnant.
bored690 0
I don't know what's sadder, the fact that you still live at home or the fact that your mum has a say in your sex life!
AtrumMessor 1
If you're 21 and have a psycho mom like that, just disassociate from her. Not like you're not of age to do so...