fet
Bristol, United Kingdom
Feet issues
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ihatemakingnames
London, United Kingdom
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML
sexyhobbit
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Anonymous
Foot soldier
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML
Anonymous
Waynesboro, United States
Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
comfort_
Dalton, United States
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
scaryhairy
United States
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Footloose
A little stiff and rusty
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Top comments
Zaros_fml 24
At least you don't have to walk to Mordor.
boofgall 16
-sigh- you're*.
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IcedJesus 5
Sorry your not a hobbit. :/
boofgall 16
-sigh- you're*.
starman02 12
That sucks OP but at least it is only hair! Go get some wax sheets and wax both feet. That way you will not have to worry about it for a little bit!
Larawk 8
For the shire!!
NicollieOlliO 0
But how would anyone's hair be that problematic on their feet?
alicette_fml 12
because they have hair...on their feet
HollyDolly660 8
Everyone has hair on the tops of their feet. Some hair is just darker than others. In the winter, I shave them once in a while because my hair gets darker. It takes literally like a second. This doesn't seem like much of an FML, just an inconvenience.
kirbeaar 19
Agreed, you should wax them. Shaving it will only make it worse.
noyourstupid 1
63 - "literally like??" You keep using that word..
Futacy 30
Hair removal using electrolysis: costly, yet satisfying.
devandanae 11
Laser hair removal is not very effective. The hair can and will grow back, and it is a myth that the hair will grow back worse. The hair simply becomes more coarse.
Futacy 30
113, electrolysis isn't laser hair removal, it uses electricity (surprise, surprise) and it's the only known permanent solution.
sens3sfailing 25
I don't believe he ever said electrolysis didn't work...he said laser didn't work.
Zaros_fml 24
At least you don't have to walk to Mordor.
snowboarder531 5
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
gracehi 33
Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is an evil there that does sleep and the great eye is ever watchful. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
Goldenchest 14
Psh yeah.. Not like we could just FLY to Mordor or anything.. That'd be ridiculous!
iFizzgig 11
"do you remember the shire?"
Snazzy_Snaz 17
You have my sword. And you have my bow. And my axe! *insert epic music*
kamikrazy 6
Why didn't they just ride the eagles into mordor. It would've been hella easier and would have saved us a couple of hours.
ALlamaOnFire 20
They couldn't simply ride eagles to mordor because of the Nazgul (the big things with the people in black on them). How the hell are they supposed to outfly 9 Nazgul? The ring would not have been destroyed and SAURON WOULD RULE! That is why they didn't ride the eagles. Also, why would you want the movies/books to be any shorter? They are full of pure awesomeness.
MissMae93 23
Are you sure you're not a Hobbit? Feet that hairy are not natural.
MolesterStallone 13
There is one disease where it causes one to grow hair everywhere but the palms of their hands and bottom of the feet.
Aug1508 9
Yea well OP can wax her feet. Because when you shave hair grows back thicker. Eek
annie_nk 23
26 if that's true then my legs would look like Bigfoot after a few days without shaving.
GoingCommando93 14
People grow hair on their feet, toes, hands and parts if their fingers. To say that it is not natural for people to grow hair there is ignorant. On another note, not being a hobbit goes without saying. We all knew you weren't and therefore that last part of the fml was not necessary. Sorry.
SweetAsHell 9
Perhaps she is half hobbit and does not know the true identity to her father.
tifani322 13
It's actually not uncommon for a girl to shave her feet/toe(s)
Celina_Lune 20
It's actually not true that hair grows back thicker after you shave. I read that it just appears thicker because of the angle it's cut when you shave.
TurtleSmile 14
Then explain how my beard has been getting progressively thicker over the past 6 years of my shaving life.
XmyviolentheartX 13
Uh, what beard?
mfischer 17
Well, 60, it's part of a thing called growing up and maturing. Shame your brain didn't keep up with your hair follicles.
kirbeaar 19
56 - It does get thicker. I once shaved my stomach when I was younger and the hair is much thicker and darker than it used to be.
frokeyman92 9
MissMae your beautiful
1beee 3
Only people who disagree have either never shaved or has blonde hair.
Cinn_fml 23
The main reason the hair appears darker after shaving it is the fact that the hair grows back un-tapered, and is therefore thicker all along and therefore appears darker. The other reason is that repeated shaving can cause damage similar to split ends, which makes it appear like there's more hair there. Not sure if that's exclusive to shaving or not. If you wax (or related removing from the root methods) then it'll grow back tapered and is therefore more likely to grow back similar to it's original form, and therefore look the same/similar.
Fluffy801 2
HAHAHAnarknarknarknyorknyorkbjork!
BlackfireBanshee 0
4- did you forget your meds today, hon? It sure looks like it :)
hilda_kitty 16
Really, this is the best comment I've seen yet. Keep up the work. //Sarcasm, for the slower ones.
Warden1986 16
Hobbits are cool, you should feel honored. All the more so if your last name is Baggins.
syki 22
One does not simply walk into Mordor, but I guess you can dance.
TheFirstSamurai 18
As soon as I read that I just imagined Sam and Frodo break-dancing into Mordor. Which is one of the funniest mental images I've had.
syki 22
You're welcome.
maemismile 22
Ballet flats and ballet shoes are two different things. :3
chouter21 10
Of course you're not a hobbit; You're big foot :o
hama806 19
Sorry OP, face it, you're a gorilla.
clairelolz 5
or sassquatch
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No, she's a wookie.
mckibben 7
Maybe she an Ewok?
hilda_kitty 16
She's a YETI.
boofgall 16
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
ambowew 7
Stupid, fat hobbit!
Lil_Mac1213 2
Don't shave them, get it waxed! It'll grow back slower.
IcedJesus 5
I don't know what to say to that..
realeah 4
9- ...do you know this from experience?
Mauskau 36
Why are you two so ignorant? Most people shave or wax, she is talking about the whole body. Most body hair, not including the hair on the head, seem to grow quite quickly. Waxing removes the root of the hair whereas shaving just cuts the hair very short. It's common sense, don't pick on this girl because you are ignorant.
benhd1 14
One does not simply walk into ballet shoes
Franorox 8
I does not simply think up their own jokes
Franorox 8
Oops I meant one...kinda ruined my comment :(