Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, my mom woke me up from a wet dream, because I was moaning too loudly. I'm a 32 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
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alewiina 0
Well, I'm a 23 year old virgin. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. :)
n0ted 0
there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, seriously. you'll be glad you kept it when you meet the special one for you(:
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Comments (192)
aaaaa2p 0
Well, OP, would you rather be a 35-year old man who's never even had a girlfriend before like me?
hedgehogs 0
Your mother is an emotional abuser. Stay away from her until she learns to treat you respectfully.
Omnigeek6 1
If you think there's something wrong with being a 21 year old virgin, there's something seriously wrong with either you, our culture, or perhaps both.
FunkyVerb 0
Wait, the limit is less than 21 now? Damn, I only have a couple more years. Brb, gotta go fall in love or else everyone will hate me.
nuttinick 0
call me. we can change that. ;)
mmodified 0
It's not a sin to be a virgin.
42billybob 5
i'd say it's worse to have a mother who thinks being pregnant is a bad thing.
Fo_Shizzy_Nizzy 0
People are so mean on this website. Mylifeisaverage.com FTW
Laurasian 0
Too bad everyone there goes out of their way to tell about how original and un-average their "average" life is. If I want to see something crazy, unique, and hilarious, I'll step outside my door and live my own life. No, my life isn't average, it's simply better than everyone else's :]
Erindub 0
Why are you taking heat off your mom any ways? You're a grown person at 21. You don't have to take that.
daistar 0
What is so depressing about being a 21 year old virgin? Keep this thought in mind, being a virgin is not a sin, but having sex outside the walls of marriage is a sin. If your not Catholic then remember this. Why would you give something so valuable, something you can never get back to someone who doesn't deserve it? Why would give your virginity to someone who is not your husband? You are worth the wait. Don't trash your body, don't demean it.
jadetothes 0
:| stop trying to convert people on a website.