Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
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kmarrs 2
Well, when you don't pop a baby out in 9 months, you'll get to be right.
beautifulbeau 4
that happens to me all the time. people will always assume that you are pregnant if you are a girl that got sick in the morning, and it will stick with you forever.
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Comments (97)
Zestus 19
happens all the time
TayonaC 10
well you can't blame her. there is probably a reason behind her saying that..... *****! naw jk
sammy92 0
same thing happened to me
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Parents get suspicious!
MichaelGood 0
living alone is awesome :)
xXSillyLoveXx 0
I wonder why, sammy92... Could it be what you're wearing in your picture that had your mother suspicious? Hmmm...
timma90 4
Only career choice for some girls in Stoke-on-Trent definitely girls under 16. FYL for your mother being stereotypical of your generation of children.
RUSH777 0
Yeah but 26, look at how you dress.
ISinSoDoYou 0
72 I almost pissed myself when I read that! omfg lmao. small comments like Tht make my day.
newfiegirl 8
50, that was uncalled for. Sammy, just like any other girl, shouldnt be judged by what they wear? don't be stupid. Sammy, I think what you wear is lovely! :)
TheFlyingMan 8
Refrence?
valri3 0
Well what do you do for her to think that?
NightMarePuppy 0
maybe she was walking down the street and walked pass a boy. the mom must of thought that OP was a **** after that
ashleighmef 7
Strange noises coming from your bedroom could have made her think that...
kmarrs 2
Well, when you don't pop a baby out in 9 months, you'll get to be right.
tryan44 4
she could just take a prego test
T3P33_fml 0
or punch herself in the belly and see if goo comes out.
AnagenisisZagus 13
#20- You are pretty sick, man. 10 points!
beautifulbeau 4
that happens to me all the time. people will always assume that you are pregnant if you are a girl that got sick in the morning, and it will stick with you forever.
seventy5cent 0
If you're still a virgin then what does it matter what your mum says. Just take a pregnancy test to prove the point
purple_sarah88 0
Must be pretty tough to live with though!
Jizwold 0
show her ur hymen
frozenpoopsicle 0
those can break with activities that don't include sex such as horseback riding, bicycle riding, and pleasuring yourself.
sb7dude 0
first...jk
memo619 0
say that you had Mexican food the day before, it's a fool proof plan
FreakoHolm 6
Or - just tell mom that she can go to hell for not believing her own daughter :p
a_girl_i_know 0
parents don't know their kids most of the time, so she's probably assuming the worst so that later on you can prove her wrong...I think.
darkmis1 18
Take a pregnancy test. Problem solved.
Cinn_fml 23
When you say "she doesn't believe me" do you mean about the pregnancy (or lack thereof) or the virgin thing? Also, just take a pregnancy test to prove your point. Yeah, it sucks that your mum doesn't believe you, but sometimes that happens.
360XBOXFTW 0
Probably the virgin part. People don't normally get pregnant when they're still a virgin. Just sayin
thisgirl2u 9
o.0 I'm really not sure about taking the Pregnancy test just to prove that you are not pregnant. Yes, it would prove that you are not pregnant, but in my opinion it would suggest that you were having sex and needed to take the test in the first place. Too bad they don't have an over the counter virgin test that you could take.
Cinn_fml 23
360 - Fine, I'll rephrase; 'or is it just the virgin part'. :P