Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, my mom woke me up from a wet dream, because I was moaning too loudly. I'm a 32 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
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alewiina 0
Well, I'm a 23 year old virgin. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. :)
n0ted 0
there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, seriously. you'll be glad you kept it when you meet the special one for you(:
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Igotthepoint 0
No guys! You are all wrong! The word is.... Glitch! Her mom wasn't programmed like she should have been
zen_fml 0
I don't see what's wrong with being a virgin at 21. Means you have something special that alot of other girls don't have. The fact that you have a real problem with virginity is what really sucks about your life. People don't really value it anymore.
jadetothes 0
whats to value? it's a biological impulse and reproductive technique you don't see the animal kingdom having such a kerfuffle over this they just get on with it happy as owt.
christi002 0
You have to realize other animals have tiny brains for one; two, their day consists of pooping and sleeping and eating. For example, a lion can never amount to anything more than a lion, a dog can never amount to anything more than a dog. Another thing, there is only one other animal that has sex for pleasure/love (dolphins) the rest do it for two reasons... reproduction, and dominance.
clusterfungus 3
Being a 21 year old virgin is fine. Respectable even. Living with your mom in Maryland and putting up with her shit at your age on the other hand, is questionable at best.
gawdihatelife 0
i'm a 21 year old virgin. don't feel bad about it.
ChairForce 0
If you're 21, what business is it of your mother's whether or not you're a virgin? You're an adult. I'm not saying you should go out and lose your virginity, but regardless of your virginal status it is none of her business what you and other adults do behind closed doors. Instead of proclaiming your virginity to her, tell her it's none of her business.
88sforlife 0
Wow!!
texassmile05 0
Be proud of your virginity! I wish I still had mine!
iloveTheMiz 0
First! :D
shakespearelove 6
ahahaha im 14 and im no longer a virgin
nateiztite 5
well I've been dating my gf for more than two years and I'm still a virgin..