Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
Today, upon getting the paperwork for my Court Diversion, I found out I had to write an apology letter to my brother. The brother who sent me to jail for trying to get him to stop abusing his girlfriend, and holding him instead of fighting when he charged at me. FML
Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Why are you leaving your ID to where your brother is not only able to steal it, but return it? Multiple times?
Happy_Elf 0
Now just do the same to him ^_^
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Happy_Elf 0
Now just do the same to him ^_^
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
Shit in your brother's bed, and in his mouth while he sleeps.
kykyshay 0
OP,do you look like a man then?
kykyshay 0
oops, I thought it was a girl, never mind my comment..
KingOfPandas 13
But if its his younger brother is stealing his ID them wouldn't OP's younger bother be a minor?
redbluegreen 41
Why are you leaving your ID to where your brother is not only able to steal it, but return it? Multiple times?
no1askdu 5
unless at midnight when your sleeping he takes your ID, gets drunk then drives with it...how did u not know this was going on....
Sakke 4
Ahaha, that one's evil. But I figure you can ask them to proove it was you - if you have an alibi, they have nothing on you.
kykyshay 0
U G L Y you ain't got no alibi! (op)
moonlight_daze 8
If you lent your license to your drunken brother then YDI. If he took it without your permission then FYL.
Pmm368 5
I don't think you can lend your license to some one as your picture is on the I.D. I am sure that if you lent your license to some one, that person would look totally different..unless the OP and his brother happen to be twins.
i_is_a_tr00l 0
YDI FOR NOT OWNING A CHI STRAIGHTNER! It's the best straightner ever. ;]
moonlight_daze 8
Teenage girls aren't usually the best trolls.
Flamersplamer 0
moron
allie2590 31
Did you fry your brains out with that straightener of yours?
xyourstruly3 0
wooow why u let him us ur id .. shoudnt you have that on you @ all times ?
SubaruWRXSTI 16
Is it really that hard to spell out words and use proper grammar?
akvandervort 21
I don't understand how this is possible? Are you guys identical twins or something? Or are cops in your area just stupid?
moonlight_daze 8
Yeah. I didn't understand that either.
liquidbunny 0
Some times the cops can be that stupid. But the OP said they were brothers which comes with a high possibility that they look alike. So maybe he was able to get away with his I.D. How his brother was able to get ahold of it and return it is another matter. Still an fyl because there are some serious legal issues with identity theft that the OP will have a hard time convincing people it was his brother not him.
shamille 5
you can easily turn him in right?
Beef_Sister 0
WOW. your brother is a professional badass, stealing your licsense and getting drunk!! whata champ