Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
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mae18_fml 0
dreams do come true ! =)
mad_molly 0
Teenager? Eesh
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Comments (200)
Asstazztic 8
That's insane.. She already knew, moms have like a ****** sixth sense forthis shit
babybubz 0
they really do ...it's freaky. my mom knew before I told her.. I called to let her know, and she told me before I even began telling her. ..it's like she's spying on me
twirlingqueen4u 0
woahhh woahhh freaky Fridays moms do have a sixth sense
Radi0Waves 0
Look on the bright side -- your mom has precognative abilities. Maybe you two could solve crimes together.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
"Who waits for marriage?" Why, my fiancé and I have. Granted, it's only partly because of morals and partly due to the knowledge that every non-virgin female in my family has concieved while on birth control, my mother while on birth control, using a condom, and spermacide.
emmmilyyy 0
pull out? no but seriously ur fam is ridiculously fertile. I'd lol if u turned out to be sterile. don't u worry about sexual compatibility??
deadbunny17 0
See, I don't want to ever get married. Don't come near me with marriage, I don't want to hear about marriage, I want nothing to do with marriage. So if I were to wait until marriage, I would never have sex! Otherwise, waiting isn't a bad idea. I just think it's quite pathetic to say "no sex until marriage" rather than "no sex until I'm with the person I know I love."
guckylynn 19
Psh... "control over your own body" has absolutely nothing to do with not having sex.
dumbhaters 0
snickdoodles just lived up to her name. You only have one life why not have sex? Enjoy the pleasures of life don't waste it.
kelleyb323 0
really? a condom, birth control, and spermacide? or is that just what your mommy told you to scare you out of having sex? guess it worked.
CallMeHush 1
If you're out on your own meh, if you live at home and you are 15 I'd say you're effed.
teotsi 28
She got effed either way.
luujerr 0
if you can't support yourself yet, don't have a baby only to make your mother take care of it in HER house for you. YDI
expen_dable 0
How do you know that the OP lives with her mom? Just because they went to the doctors together doesn't mean they live together. Don't you ever have people accompany you places? I guess not, you probably have no friends.
dumbhaters 0
^ = owned your ass
deadbunny17 0
36 ftw.
babybubz 0
yeah.. I don't live with my mom ..but she comes with me to the doctors occasionally.
lilbyrd43 0
damn...alot of people in France got problems..Ima have to erase that country from my top 5 places to visit. mothers always have that "pregnancy" instinct tho
tastycat 0
I forwarded this FML to your mom. You're welcome.
emmmilyyy 0
ur just saying that bc ur a Ginger and no one will **** you.
kaybbyx3 0
mother always knows best, they have that freaky intuition thing going on haha
nyc718 0
The lesson here children: KEEP YOUR DAMN LEGS CLOSED! To avoid seeing Maury and looking like a **** on national television
Julianneisasmurf 0
NO, the lesson here is: USE A CONDOM! And how do you know this is an unwanted preagnancy?? Jez -.-
quietlytearful 0
how old is OP?(•_•)