Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
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mae18_fml 0
dreams do come true ! =)
mad_molly 0
Teenager? Eesh
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Comments (200)
cooly1100 0
ha she Is gonna whoop ur ass
bhangu023 0
ahahaha
superspi 0
her reaction will be different than you think. moms get overwhelmed with the thought of all that responsibility and how much it takes to raise a baby. in truth, nobody is really ready for it until it happens. you guys will be okay:)
KurouTenshi 0
irony~ :D
Radi0Waves 0
not irony... but good try
KurouTenshi 0
well it seems to have some sort of paradoxesque feel LOL either way xD it's trippy.
iEmily 0
Birth control isn't always 100% effective isn't it though?
KurouTenshi 0
yeah LOL we're not in the stoneages anymore! Viva la Birth Control, baby!!
KayBizz 0
well she said her mother went with her. you never know if she lives with her mother or not.
KurouTenshi 0
well no, not 100% but as long as you don't have sex too close to the period dates, then you have a WAY lower chance to impregnate, but even in some women BC is still just as useful as not being on it at all. so yknow, lifes a gamble LOL
LeverPuller 5
Yeah, birth control isn't 100% effective. Neither are condoms, or condoms and birth control together. Not that that's gonna stop me and everyone else from having all the sex they want regardless. Just stating some facts.
SeeBrendenBurn 0
The worst part: In the dream, it was her who got you pregnant.
LeverPuller 5
Hellooooooo Maury!
namhowell 6
Who the hell doesn't have sex outside marriage? I doubt you'll be able to live up to your own statement. The thing is just that you have to be smart about it!