Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
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mae18_fml 0
dreams do come true ! =)
mad_molly 0
Teenager? Eesh
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Beli_fml 0
my parents STILL aren't married but yet I support waiting rtill your married to have sex but hey. I think it's your own choice...
Stfu_bitch 0
i think the op's mother knew already and said it was a dream to make u talk=]...moms r sneaky
RetroGlamourr 0
@66 <333333 lmfao
voveraite 7
One more thing: If OP was out and on her own, why'd she go on a check-up right after her mom's dream, unless mom strongly insisted? (Ya know, honey, how about we two go check you up, I just had this dream). If my mom said that I'd laugh her off... So it's quite possible OP's mom has an authoritative position yet... OTOH, the check-up may have been prescheduled before the dream, so hmmm.... Also, are there teens who don't mind getting pregnant? o.O (
k4robins 1
Wow, that gets the awkward turtle....chin up, at least bringing a child into the world is a wonderful joy!!
acesarge 0
Or if you are like me and can't stand babies break out the coat hanger. :P
soamazinxoxoc 0
acesarge, awesome comment.
bellsforher_ 0
While studies do say that over 90% of people have premarital sex, that's not the point, because you're making a conscious decision to not have sex and I have the utmost respect for that! it's effing *ridiculous* that people are chastizing you and making personal attacks for it. My only warning is that if you do change your mind, make sure you know how to protect yourself from unintended pregnancy
bellsforher_ 0
Also, I love how people are getting all up in arms about someone judging the OP when not only is that what they're doing now to other commenters, but that's what most people do on this site anyway! it's kind of the point. Telling someone YDI is making a judgment, hello?
Anteezy 7
Your mom already knows and is just messing with you to come clean yourself.
hehe_oops 2
being married doesn't mean your any more ready for a baby than if your not married, the OP might be a great mother for all you know. it's been proven that you are more likely to cheat and get a divorce of you wait until marrige for sex people used to wait until marrige because they were getting married at 16! bad luck OP, but just give the baby a good life :) your mum might not react as badly as you expect
IAMLALA 0
because snickerdoodles hasnt had sex she doesnt know about a girls life? wtf kinda shit is that? & she can possibly be living on her own. im 18 and just moved from chicago to nyc & when i went to go visit chicago my mother and i went to the doctors(i still have insurance thru her). she said she had a dream i was preggo, but that was afterwards. you really cant judge somebody by what age they are. age doesnt say anything other than how long you have been out of your mothers womb.
jblast3000 0
Second the thing about age. There shouldn't be a drinking age or any age bullshit, it ties some people down who are mentally older than most people their age.
grv_fml 4
thats why divorce rate is through roof, peole must have "happy" relationships