Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
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mae18_fml 0
dreams do come true ! =)
mad_molly 0
Teenager? Eesh
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whatchasay8389 0
I don't see why everyone is bashing 'snickerdoodles' for not having sex. I'm not vigrin but if the girl wants to wait, let her wait! It's not that big of a ******* deal!
lendahandmanda 0
whatchasay, the reason tey are bashing snickerdoodle is because she's acting like she better than other people, originally OP, and assuming things about OP that were never clarified. For example, she, with several others, assumed that OP is a dumb teenager, much like herself. The psycologist in me says she wishes something dramatic and attention getting could happen to her, so her parents would pay attention to her.
mps1969 8
"you're out o the house" You missed the f in of # 4 . People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks .
mps1969 8
Sex can wait ! ********** !
sophieeee0ooo 0
snickerdoodles I think you need to get a grip of your life. you know nothing about this girls life to comment on it. you seriously need to get out more.
pandemic_fml 0
What the hell is wrong with redheads? We're sexy as shit, and tigers in bed. If anything, little boy, you're scared because you can't handle one. ;)
addictedtoitnow 0
To the girl that's waiting ... I didn't, but whatever works for you more power to you .. I got preg at 16 and what the OP wrote was how I felt then. At 23 it was a little different and worse my best friend told my mom before my husband and I got a chance and at the time only a handfull of people knew we were married because we were having a large ceremony that week! I watched the MTV show teen mom and they don't have it easy!
babybubz 0
redheads smell LOL
jpest17 5
I agree sex before marrage is bad
jpest17 5
48 more power to you
jpest17 5
my parends have married 30 years and they did not have sex before marrage