wifeofafainter
Bronx, United States
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Marsing, United States
Panic!
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Lost what I never knew I had
United States
I did what now?
Today, my husband rushed me to the hospital, and we were told that I'd had a miscarriage. Neither of us knew I was pregnant. FML
Alisha Marie
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Emotional
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
mamagelmane
Vervezelle, France
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
Its over
United States
Bad news
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Anonymous
Milton, Canada
Great, I guess
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Heather Scurfield
Witney, United Kingdom
Assumptions
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
youreajoker
Australia
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Short-lived
Today, I found out I’m pregnant and got excited. We’d never discussed kids before since we’ve only been dating a year, but I was so happy… until I told him, and his face just fell. I left after he drank himself unconscious and I’m now at my mum's house FML
Top comments
SS99_fml 20
Man who knows what's gonna happen to him in the delivery room!
thejonac 21
of happiness i hope
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thejonac 21
of happiness i hope
moodyreallyrocks 27
Hopefully..
arano 29
At least he didn't run away lmao
SS99_fml 20
Man who knows what's gonna happen to him in the delivery room!
mrsorange21 14
Bless aha, he's probably just shocked. Congrats op :)
ragnarok1540 39
Congrats! Imagine his reaction if you are having twins. At least he didn't walk out for a breather and never return.
phoneaddict13 29
when my dad found out he was getting twins (myself and my sister) he was so pale in the face and slumped in is seat (out of shock). thank god he was sitting! but yeah, one more than he expected
christopherwilli 14
That's not necessarily a bad thing. He could be happy.
Ms_ValS 27
Yes OP. It's not a bad thing that your husband is a massive wuss and passed out at the announcement of the baby, let alone the delivery.
derangedplanet 23
the joys of parenting starting already. from watching other couples and being a live in nanny, that probably won't be the last time...:)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Becoming a parent is a huge responsibility! I'm sure he's just very nervous.
cooltatgar 31
Congratulations :) Once heard of a guy who fainted during his wife delivery.
trucker2 33
Well, he couldn't have said anything bad about it.
Reeced10 9
Faintness of overwhelming joy is actually a thing. Congratulations on the baby.