Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Today, at work, I had an accident and cracked a rib. I got taken to hospital where I got checked over. The doctor said it was a good job I hadn't got a chest infection nor a cold. Funny you should say that doc, I have both. She replied, "Well, that's bad…" FML
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catatonicsleep 17
At least you're not sick....
Matias_Says_FML 4
Damn.
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Comments (54)
Matias_Says_FML 4
Damn.
Tia599 0
that happened to me too. but it wasn't an fml.
hannah1203 2
It would be worse if you were a man, went to the doctor, and left with the diagnosis of pregnancy...
ninjanate 0
your pic's hilarious.
cwhitney11 4
pic win
skittle68 0
YDI for going to the doctor for a minor cold. There is nothing a doctor can do for a cold anyway. This is one reason health insurance is so expensive. Quit being a baby, and only go to the doctor if you need anti-biotics, or some sort of procedure.
SmallTownCutie 0
don't be a bitch 41. maybe she thought it was turning into something more serious.
skittle68 0
OP's words were "minor cold." Not "bad cold" or "worsening cold." What makes you think OP thought it was getting worse? I assume from the wording that she probably thinks you need a doctors opinion for every little thing.
JFCTheDeadWalk 0
ah ha..think of it as you would be rich if you were a male with all male organs prego lol a pin cushion..but rich
Person1233 13
I assume from the wording that she tried to make the pregnancy seem even more shocking. I've gone to the doctor because of a minor sore throat to make sure it wasn't strept throat. It was.
lexie17 0
bizotch.
cradle6 13
That just sucks
catatonicsleep 17
At least you're not sick....
v1kt4r 13
cold vs unplanned/clearly unwanted seeing as its a post on fml and you think not having a cold is a better option???
catatonicsleep 17
just trying to be optimistic...
sexyschmergel 0
yay you're part of the epidemic, Yayyy for the ***** epidemic
chasambo11 0
ur so hot
lacrossekid 0
nice rack
eftup 9
*****
Charlotteeexx 0
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snoopyshoes 0
I can't decide if 'Your life sucks' or if 'you totally deserve it'. They do know what causes pregnancy tho. Hope it works out.
tacobird123 7
Shame...Now you have to bear the guilt of your son/daughter being an accident.
SmallTownCutie 0
I was an accident and my parents and I have a decent relationship. Of course, now they refer to me as a 'welcome surprise'.
Everwars 0
Life's crazy ain't it. Well better to know now than later.
dynky 3
That sucks. It's easily treated though, if diagnosed early.
jakegryan 0
snap!
amynaomi 0
well congratulations
Person1233 13
At least you're pregnant with a human baby... right? If it was a dog, I'd say FYL.
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
ROFL. Thanks for the laugh. :P