adam
France
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ahhhhhh
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Jason the flasher
Party hard
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
Anonymous
Just a question
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
feartheend511
United States
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Lost
Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML
CK95
United States
Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
BoomHeadshot
Australia
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
:(
Algeria
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
Tell her you already had eggs sunny side up.
LMA0 5
Haha awkward! :p
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DeepSouthEmo 0
first
LMA0 5
Haha awkward! :p
george456 0
#2 win
george456 0
LOL
Freeze_fml 17
Twilight avatar. #2 fail. Comments keep alternating. Hope it doesn't change back to LMA0.
aphrodite14141 0
It did. I hope someone fixes it.
Freeze_fml 17
Aw, you changed your avatar.
LMA0 5
Haha weird! Definitely delete my comment! Fail compared to the sausage one! ;)
Metzler31 17
hahah owned by ur mom!
5lug 0
people actually think this douche aphrodite made a funny comment.. u guys ar sad
shadow33456 1
lol
anotherdumbo 0
i wanna go to wanna these parties invite me
pwincessa23 1
YDI!!!!!!! lmfao!!!!
Sgrocks 5
lol!!!
Sgrocks 5
lol!!!
Craw25 0
Shit happens when you party naked!!!
ihavenoname123 0
how do you even know it's a girl?? O.o
PottentialFML 0
Looks to me like sausages
harryman04 0
FIRST
blackmessiah 0
pussy
serendipitiousne 0
I agree!
EastonxStealth 0
roffies??????????? or if u like hangover.. groundies
anela_fml 0
I'm with dumbo lol
E1337ist 0
epic lol
sinac 0
that was funny
flakes_fml 0
ydi for not passing out wearing clothes
nic7973 23
agree
thatguy626 0
wait what? that's so your fault
cloud_strife_ 0
Yeah, be glad your mom was cool about it. Knowing my mom, I probably wouldn't have woken up at all.
cowgod 0
... ur lucky ur mom is chill. my mom would have grabbed a chair and stuck the leg up my ass
cowgod 0
it's only fun when you're expecting it
StoryOfTheYear 15
yah girls do like a huge piece of "wood" up their ass
nl0317 0
Could be a guy
Prestigex 0
How many girls do you know named Adam?
omnistryder 0
the leg of what?
hotscar 3
the chair
ArcherGirl82 0
I agree, how is this an FML? If it were my mom I'd have woken up outside next to a pile of everything I own.
Freeze_fml 17
Tell her you already had eggs sunny side up.
chaos753159 4
but no sausage
chaos753159 4
But, No SaUsAgE
chaos753159 4
Atleast you have fingers
trebla3193 0
that sounds like one wild party
ShadowzI 0
And I threw myself on the ground. I got booze in my system!
Pink_Butterflies 0
I lol'd.
kyaquatel 0
XD that was probably an awesome party. Your mom is cool, too.
uxoriouswidow 0
What were you doing in the kitchen naked?
alexisthename 0
Damn you.
lemony_fml 0
What CAN'T you do in the kitchen naked?
LMA0 5
Gettin' it on with the egg beaters. ;)
Montacita 0
Cook bacon. Cooking bacon is not an approved pantsless activity.
crailboyne 0
you can't unzipped ur jacket in ur kitchen while you're naked.
Montacita 0
Sure you can. You just won't be wearing it. This makes me wonder…can you get dressed while your naked?
killerviral 0
good question
Giant85 0
you can, but then you'd no longer be naked
VanessaVander 2
dang that sucks. never have parties unless ur parents r away for the weekend.
AbOvE_88 0
what bout if he came naked from a party n passed out in the kitchen? xD