Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
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mae18_fml 0
dreams do come true ! =)
mad_molly 0
Teenager? Eesh
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Comments (200)
kelleyb323 0
on the brightside, your mom is clairvoyant.
CheshireHalli 19
Hehe. I must need sleep. I read your name (at first) as "ballsforher" xP Sorry, thought it was funny.
CheshireHalli 19
Aaaaaand it changed... -.-
snafu57 1
rdr435 I'm going to cut paste and frame your post. "I have no response" It's a first. LOL. ;-)
dethmaul 0
Dude moms are psychic like that. Mine would wake up when I drive down the street at midnight and wait for me in the living room to make sure I was OK.
kyarush 10
haha spread your legs some more(: aim for twins lol
qwerty545678 0
haha!
joshua7 0
to all u stupid ***** out there a person who has sex with animals is called a beastialiast.
ferdte 0
Ginger go suck a dick ok.?? thanks ;)
kingtut95 0
teenagers shouldn't have kids. you should have taken the pill or have your boyfriend use a condom. it's not worth it to have a kid as a teenager.
WhatDidYouSay0 0
holly suckiness
_anonymoose_ 0
#139 is right. And #106, actually, the opposite has been proven, and couples that have pre-marital sex are more likely to divorce.
52fremont 0
(citation needed.) maybe because there is a correlation between people who believe sex before marriage is wrong and people who believe divorce is wrong? HMMM?