Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
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mae18_fml 0
dreams do come true ! =)
mad_molly 0
Teenager? Eesh
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Comments (200)
fuckducks 0
hey guess what I'm first and I'm a FAG
LeverPuller 5
Actually, in reference with your username, you're more likely a furry. But I suppose furry and fag DO go hand-in-hand.
KekPafrany 0
Not all of the furry is like that.. That a shame to the fandom :
TehFuzzyOne 0
Asshole. I'm a furry, and I'm straight. Stereotypes are bad. Don't use them.
LeverPuller 5
lawl Learn how to take a joke. And get the hair out of your ass. No pun intended. Hahaha. People are so whiny these days.
1800getalife 0
stfu
TehFuzzyOne 0
>_> I'm tired of being discriminated against merely because of lifestyle choices.
LeverPuller 5
So is every gay, jew, 'African American', etc.etc.etc. Yet I know plenty of black people who laugh at watermelon fryin' chikkins jokes, and a lesbian friend who make jokes about 'turning us' so she'll have someone to go to hell with. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're going to have one LONG, boring life. And PS: I draw anthropomorphic art. I am also striaght. People are just too high-strung these days to make fun of themselves, and it's sad. Also: Surely you KNEW what you were getting into with this 'lifestyle choice'. You can't be TOO surprised that people make fun of it, can you? I know I can't. There are some freaky people in the fandom. :/
iwillalwaysydi 0
hey, furries don't **** animals. I think people who **** animals are zoophiliacs lol?
LeverPuller 5
Yes, and there are some in the 'furry fandom'. There are also some pedophiles in the furry fandom. And people into rape. And murder. Just because the freaky stuff they're into is in a separate category, doesn't mean they're not freaks altogether. And the fandom is rampant with them.
Danielt104 6
You know some dreams ARE of events that will happen in the future. A few months ago, my friend told me he had a dream of a conversation I had with someone else.
TehFuzzyOne 0
Oh, I love to laugh at myself. I just don't like broad generalizations about the fandom >_> and PS- I'm totally into [insert strange thing here]. I just love it.
LeverPuller 5
Well, I do. Because they're funny. And that's where things conflict. So, we'll agree to disagree, yes?
Ceridwen_fml 0
Wait, so...the original comment was removed so I can't be certain, but...you're insulting each other because one of you is equating homosexuality with furry fandom? Well, I come from the other side of the fence, I guess. I think homosexuality is a-okay as long as it's between willing adults, but having sex with animals who have no idea wtf you're doing to them is a little...dot dot dot...? Unless you're one of those elusive non-fetishist furries, in which case, um, good for you?
LeverPuller 5
He said something along the lines of "FIRST, I'm a fag". And I made a joke that, because of his username 'fuckducks', he was more likely a furry than a fag. BUT THEN NO WAIT the two are always together anyways. And people took it too seriously. Ai-ai-ai!
TehFuzzyOne 0
Also, the game.
LeverPuller 5
Except that's 15 years old and not funny anymore. Played that shit in 4th grade, mangggg. I'm scorekeeper. ;D
beachballa93 0
Well that is your fault.
mad_molly 0
Teenager? Eesh
Horney4her69 0
ditto
what_the_fail 0
Maybe you shouldnt be sleeping around if youre a teenager...
_whoops 0
exactly...
krazygirl100 9
it dosent say its a teen god one person says it and now its true read it better
iilopez 0
what adult goes to the doctor with their parent duh it's a teen
Ryanmatuszak 5
is she psysich
jennabugg 4
Just because she's a teen doesn't mean she sleeps around...
ChakatBlackstar 29
#200, My sister did that and still often does that for check ups for her pregnancy despite being an adult. A lot of people who are close with their parents often bring them for stuff like that for support.
DoomSkuller 28
#207 the fml says it was for a *general* check up, as in not specifically for her pregnancy, which, like #200 said, most adults don't go with their parents to..
shizzzlerrr 0
owned...
mae18_fml 0
dreams do come true ! =)
anela_fml 0
ha ha i know right. OP at least you're brave enough to tell her. I got told on before I got the chance to get it out. but mine was a happy ending he now lives with an amazing couple :) best of luck where ever this takes you
fuckducks 0
ur just saying that cause u can't get laid lol
Lenicka 0
There is nothing wrong with sex outside a marriage. Definitely since condoms and pills were invented.
olisykes_ 0
don't be a spastic, use the plastic!
TehFuzzyOne 0
Oh my [whoever is watching over us, if anyone is], that's awesome.
krad204 21
Or a garbage bag
dacho 7
Hahahah oh god this is priceless xD
cono1717 0
There is one upside telling her infront of a doctor this way she can't just outright kill you she has to pay off other witnesses first.
aardvarkish 17
"Bon Courage" in life on that one, snik'