Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
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mae18_fml 0
dreams do come true ! =)
mad_molly 0
Teenager? Eesh
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wasdarc 0
i call fake on this one. doctor/patient confidentiality, even if you're a minor.
apple_n_banana12 0
If your young enough that your mom still needs to be going to check-ups with you then you sure as hell should not be having sex or be pregnant! She's right to have nightmares about it!
iangoodall311278 0
repost!!!!!
amiemariej 0
who said this girl even lives at home? who said she isn't even at an age where this isn't that bad of an issue? why make these assumptions? and I think it's wise to have sex before marriage, some people suck at it and it would be aweful if you married someone and then found out sex with them is horrible, divorce would be a sure thing.
o0XMzMayX0o 0
the morning after pill is! if birth control failed and come on people use it wrong that's why it's not 100%!
lendahandmanda 0
She totally knew. she found a preggo test in the trash or something, that was a mom test. I pretty much guarantee it. my mom used to do stuff like that all the time when there was something important I needed to tell her that I didn't right away that she already knew, claim she had a dream about it, tell me a "story" about a friend and her daughter, etc. she was testing you to try to get you to tell her. Moms always know when something is up. They might not know exactly what, but they'll ******* find out.
o0XMzMayX0o 0
lol about time someone tells her off! I'm tired of the kno it all! btw very good argument!
sex_cauldron 1
If you're too young to be having sex, you're too young to be judging others' sex lives. Even if you were old enough to have sex, it's none of your business what people do in their bedroom. That study was probably conducted by an abstinence group.
alexisthename 0
Sorry, snickerdoodles, but I may never get married and I don't plan on masturbating for the rest of my life, no matter how much fun it is. That reminds me, I need new batteries.
harmony88 0
I agree with #72 on one point... at least wait until you're self sufficient to risk getting pregnant. If you're confident in your birth control methods it's one thing, but I'm certain a sizeable percent of teen pregnancies result out of not using any method at all.