Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
not the mama
Hesperia, United States
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
brando2k5
United States
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
XxOx
France
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Anonymous
Argentina
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
You mean your ex-wife is going to be a mother. Even if she didn't do it the old-fashioned way, she still went behind your back.
honestjane 22
Hopefully she meant you're adding a pet to the family. Which is still something that should be discussed beforehand in a healthy relationship.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
You mean your ex-wife is going to be a mother. Even if she didn't do it the old-fashioned way, she still went behind your back.
Takegami 22
Yeah your “wife” Gg no re
infinitemonkey 21
Hmm...I don’t think it’s yours.
honestjane 22
Hopefully she meant you're adding a pet to the family. Which is still something that should be discussed beforehand in a healthy relationship.
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
I think your “wife” has some explaining to do.
protoskore 27
care to explain why "you" put wife in quotation marks?
tibtak 20
Because when your “wife” is having a baby without you, she immediately becomes your “futur ex-wife”. Of course there are some explanations and discussions, etc. But that’s still very likely
tounces7 28
Since she obviously isn't saying you got her pregnant, clearly there's more to this story, as I doubt she'd so openly admit to having an affair and then say you're also one of the parents. So either she adopted a kitten, or something else similar.
darwin333 11
LUCY, you got some splaining to do
Phillycheeze 20
The things that can be done with a Turkey baster these days
fjvitt 14
I guess your the one with the strap-on?
Bellisario 5
I don't know about your strap-on, but ours sure doesn't shoot fertile seen!
Bellisario 5
Semen*. Now there's a correction I never thought I'd have to make.
awkardtaco 12
No, you. You're going to be a parent. You u cheated. your **** up. She doesn't have to support you through that. don't **** around in relationships
sunnyray812 42
Reread the FML and come back.
adelaine782002 17
learn how to ******* read fmls..and type correctly...your shit doesn't make sense
awkardtaco 12
I misread and I apologize op. can't edit or delete unfortunately