Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
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mae18_fml 0
dreams do come true ! =)
mad_molly 0
Teenager? Eesh
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heartlessagony 0
Strange how dreams work, right? Uhm...congrats OP.
sweatteaforme001 0
To everyone judging the OP for having sex 1) Get off your high horse. You don't know if she's 15, 24 or what her situation is. Just because you choose to wait right now doesn't mean everyone else will. Also, it doesn't mean you will not change your mind in the future. 2) We can all play Monday Morning Quarterback. The city of New Orleans could have had its levies fixed. All those foreclosed people could have bought cheaper homes or continued to rent. But they didn't. Telling her she should have waited doesn't negate the problem.
capthavoc123 0
You know, I'm not going to judge the OP for having sex. I have sex, and I'm not married. I'm not going to judge her for getting pregnant, either. It's not such a big deal anymore for someone to get pregnant outside of marriage. I AM, however, going to judge the OP for being in a situation where they have to awkwardly explain to a parent that they are pregnant. That implies that they are still dependant on the parent for support and are not in a position to adequately support themselves. If that is the case, they should NOT be having sex and getting pregnant. Accidents happen, yes, and that is EXACTLY why you should refrain from ANY activity that might result in an accident that you do not have the means to get through. If the OP is still having to go to the doctor for check-ups with her mother, that is a clear sign that she is dependant on her parents, and should not have even begun to put herself in the position where she might get pregnant. This is not me saying sex before marriage is wrong. This is not me even saying that having sex as a teenager is necessarily wrong, and it definitely isn't me saying that getting pregnant without being married is wrong. It is me saying that having sex and getting pregnant without having the means to support a child is cruel, thoughtless, and completely selfish.
CheshireHalli 19
Capt. The akward thing does not exactly imply they still ned the support. It may mean their mom is nuts, and they're scared of them being angry. Or it could mean that the mother is not wanting to let go and see her child as an adult. And my grandma went on dr's visits with my mom when she was 25~30 years old. She didn't live at home then. I'm not trying to be mean, just offer the alternatives.
Aggriken 0
well some argue that sex is awesome. I'm reall happy for you and your abstinence and all that, but sex is one of the best things of all time. of all time!
amorine_fml 0
Yeah, your life sucks, but congrets anyway xD
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
This isn't necessarily a teen. I'm 28, have been married for five years, and this FML could still happen to me. I've got health issues that would make a pregnancy VERY bad news. I can't drive due to those issues, so my mom takes me to appointments all the time. She'd love to be a grandma, but knows it can't happen. Yet if it did, and she reacted with horror, I'd be seriously bummed because her emotional support is important to me.
asdfghjkl14 0
damn that's ****** up
kira822_fml 0
You know, just throwing it out there, the OP could have been raped... :/
capthavoc123 0
If she had been raped, the FML should have had that in it. Yes, women who do not report rapes are cowards. There, I said it. It's selfish not to report a rape and to allow the rapist a guaranteed right to stay on the street and rape more women.
vampiregal16rulz 5
I see where you are coming from but how the heck easy do you believe telling people about that is? rape can be physically and emotionally damaging.
saaaammmmm 0
With all due respect #144, you're talking out of your rear-end. You wonder why some women don't report their rapes? The crappy legal system is partly to blame. The rapists spend a few years in jail and get released to commit more heinous crimes.
becca420 0
I think your attitude is refreshing. I wish we had more teens like you.
Freeze_fml 17
#106, where has that been proven? I'm thinking you're just pulling shit out of your ass here.
JordanBitesYoo 0
that's really weird.