Today, I saw the woman I asked out last month in a relationship with another guy. She rejected me because she “wanted to focus on herself.” I texted her and asked why she had lied to me. She responded with, “Okay, you caught me. But can you blame me? I’m not attracted to butt ugly Martian-looking men.” FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found the girl I like’s Hinge account. Her prompts and things in common are exactly me and what I bring into a relationship, yet she rejected me. When I brought this up with her, she told me, “Well, you’re exactly what I want in a man, but I want someone taller with better looks.” FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I go on Instagram to find that the girl I rejected for her just announced her engagement. This girl literally moved mountains for me for years and my selfish ass didn’t wanna go out with her, all because my girlfriend was hotter. I’m a dumbass. FML
Today, a guy I was into and who denied me because he “saw me as a friend only” began to date another girl. I asked him, “Why her and not me?” and he wouldn’t tell me. After pestering him, he finally caved in, saying, “Fine, plus sized girls are not my thing. Happy now?” So in other words, I have to lose weight to find love. FML
Today, the girl I’ve moved mountains and bent over backwards for chose another man over me. When I asked her why him and not me, she said, “He’s more attractive.” But she sure found me “attractive” when I spent $20k on her for gifts, favors, etc. She put me in the friend-zone, except when I took my wallet out. FML
Today, I saw the girl I like had posted a status on Facebook, saying, “I’m sick of being lonely, why don’t any guys wanna date me?! I think I’m gonna spend my life alone.” I asked her out once and she turned me down. When I commented this fact on her post proving her statement untrue, she blocked me. FML
Today, the girl I rejected caught me making out with this girl I like. I told her I was straight in order to avoid hurting her feelings instead of telling her I wasn’t attracted to her because she was obese. She loudly called me out for lying and burst into tears, and ran off making me look bad. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I was talking to. We had mutual feelings, and I waited a long time for her to be single again. We talked, made out, and now she has gotten into another relationship, acting like she doesn't like me anymore… but still wants to be friends? FML
Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.
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Hangryko 32
"No" was all she had to tell you, and all you have to accept.
GoogieWithers 25
She obviously had to come up with an 'excuse' to turn you down. Why would you just not accept no as an answer?
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Comments (5)
Hangryko 32
"No" was all she had to tell you, and all you have to accept.
copalolita 16
Wow. Shallow and a liar to boot? You dodged a bullet like the Matrix. You deserve bettet than that disrespectful shallow cee u next tuesday. Watch. When her hot looking man dumps her like a hot potato she’ll come crawling back to you. Don’t give her a time of day. Find someone who respects you.
FluffythePink 23
Don't forget your Fedora on your way out, mate.
copalolita 16
And what is that supposed to mean?
Hangryko 32
@copalolita - Okay, ¡ncel.
copalolita 16
Curious to see how calling out someone in the wrong makes me an “incel?”
Yudith 28
Hello Benedict Cumberbatch! I'm sure you'll find your match!
GoogieWithers 25
She obviously had to come up with an 'excuse' to turn you down. Why would you just not accept no as an answer?
BloodyButUnbowed 32
Dude, you're demonstrating why she lied. She lied to spare your feelings, because of the chance you'd react like this. Your angry text confirmed she'd made the right decision by lying in person.
copalolita 16
She didn’t spare his feelings at all. She blatantly insulted him when he called her out on her BS. She’s a liar and he deserves way better.
Hangryko 32
@copalolita - She owes him nothing.
copalolita 16
What part of “She lied” do you not comprehend? The OP was the one wronged. He asked someone out, they declined saying they “wanted to focus on themselves” and then dates someone else. They’re a hypocrite and a liar and OP felt like it was a slap in the face. Wouldn’t it be a slap in the face for you too if someone rejected you and made up some shitty excuse only for them to fall back on their word and chose someone else? She could have just said “I’m not interested in dating you because X Y or Z” and not lied and made herself look like a bitch. Hopefully this is able to clarify your lack of reading comprehension skills.