Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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Top comments
yourmurderscenex 13
im sorry but this should teach you a lesson.. you dont give a hamster a BOWL to drink water out of. you give them water bottles that hooks on the side of their cage. ugh. idiot.
Cheeto21 0
Thats why people have water BOTTLES for their hamsters...
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Comments (183)
sampsoncobya 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Haha
madmadd 0
wow, so obsessed with being the first to comment you say something as gay as haha without actually making a good comment.
very_ugly_girl 0
Be quiet, he or she was first so they can say anything he or she wants,
ohthebloodygore 16
All 3 of you are idiots.
KiddNYC1O 22
33- Yeah 'cause your comment is so much better.
thelastavailable 13
Agreed.
DocBasterd 0
Guys, calm down. First off, I must say that iMOTHERHUMPERi is the coolest person ever. Now thats out of the way, I will now call you all dumbasses.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Whiny comments about how much #1 sucks are just as annoying, you pitifully filthy piece of ass. (: To Op, I say good riddance, the stinky rat is finally out of your terrible life! And be more optimistic, you're such a ******* pathetic downer! The disgusting rodent clearly died from an overdose of your extreme ******* beauty! (:
MrsLender_fml 3
^ awww! haha
0opsie 6
#33: U mad, madmadd?
Twisted107 4
wow that was beatiful troll.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Ouch, if you'd saved that bugger you'd have made millions showcasing the world's smartest Hamster
satisfactionwink 0
wow saying haha is pretty rude you beyyotch
OverweightNinja 0
46 - you're wayy too cute !
jazmixer 0
139 I couldn't disagree with you more. HaHa
gooBUZZ 0
#141, I couldn't agree with you more lol.
omgshaylaaa 0
141&148: epic win and right on.
TOMTHEMITCH 0
god all this from two words!! shity if only i could get this much attention =P
yourmurderscenex 13
im sorry but this should teach you a lesson.. you dont give a hamster a BOWL to drink water out of. you give them water bottles that hooks on the side of their cage. ugh. idiot.
LoveMySoldier82 0
Her idiocy is the reason no pets want to live with her. Oh yea and her Eeyore attitude. "Ho hum nobody loves me :(."
0opsie 6
Wow, I didn't even notice the bowl part. No wonder all of her pets die. Definitely a YDI.
evilpieboy 0
thats what theyre made for lol..,.,.,.,,,,....penguins!!!
ewdII 0
cute!
ShadyFTW1 0
Eeyore has a bad attitude because he has a nail in his anus. Ah, the wise words of family guy.
Rokpics13 0
he has a nail in his ass what's her excuse?
tonyv90 0
I was gonna call her an emo downer type. But I like the term eeyore. I'm gonna use it more often, its much nicer
tttiffany 0
SAME thing I thought! that's a ydi for sure. poor hamster!
mapleleafs34 0
both!
_Vixxxen 3
You shouldn't be such a b*tch about it. Everyone (including you) on here is so rude. How would you feel if someone kicked you while you were down?
SceneRaver 0
well it's true.. you should know how to care for the pet before you get one...:
barrelroll1472 0
No animal is stupid enough to drown in it's food dish, there's nothing wrong with giving one to your pet
darklight549 2
Dont buy emo hamsters then......
purpleamandapand 6
lmao! and btw just pointing this out here that it is physically impossible to drown yourself ,
moonmask 0
No, it's impossible to kill yourself by just holding your breath. Drowning yourself is possible, as long as you keep yourself underwater.
TheWicked 4
Uhm no.. killing yourself by drowning is very much possible, you're probably just confusing it with the fact that you can't kill yourself by holding your breath or self-strangulation since when you pass out you simply start breathing again/stop the strangulation(it's pretty difficult after you pass out for obvious reasons). If you pass out in water though, you're very much ****** if there is no one around to save your ass.
koji8123 0
it's physically possible to drown yourself, why not test it out for me?
Lancer_doosh 0
36 you're a dumbass.
ryanriola 0
44 is correct
t765234 10
actually,44 is completely correct unless the person is using something other than his/her hands.
t765234 10
uhh... disregard that last comment, I misread 44's post.
loopicutie 0
oh god that must suck.
Gummybears4life 0
Because I'm sure it made that choice on purpose.
crew279 0
exactly. maybe the hamster just drowned and your completely over analyzing it to get ur fml posted. hmmmm.......
All_For_Love 0
Exactly. This guy is way too pessimistic and narcissistic to deserve all those fyl votes...
Cheeto21 0
Thats why people have water BOTTLES for their hamsters...
ewdII 0
nice
Ninjafriends 1
Most hamsters aren't strong enough to lift and tilt a bottle for a sip. They're very small animals, you know.
scarletpenguin 16
I've had hamsters for a long time now. The bottles are attached to the side of the cage with a small tube that they can sip water out of. Ahem, pet stores aren't idiots, you know, it's just some pet owners are idiots.
All_For_Love 0
lmao I'm really hoping you were kidding 108 :D
Ninjafriends 1
Of course I was kidding. But, it's lost on most folks.
Bonkers4 0
pets don't like surprise butt seks.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
You don't know that.
mona_is_here 10
Suck it up, stop whining and take a proper care of your pets!
thelastavailable 13
Did the others drown themselves too?
Doortje 30
Yes, Goldie the goldfish drowned herself too :(
Ninjafriends 1
Sorry I accidentally stole your comment... missed it by just a few minutes!
Doortje 30
It's OK. It was really funny, so I get why you would want to steal it. Yes, I'll get off my suicidal high horse now.
fenderocker92 0
You sound like you're single too, did your significant other do the same?
very_ugly_girl 0
Very funny.
mjprox 0
Her significant other drowned in a hamster bowl? Oh no I see what you're saying.. her significant other IS a hamster!
koji8123 0
that's IF she had someone in the first place... op sounds ugly
sarah48_fml 0
sound ugly? wow..