Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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yourmurderscenex 13
im sorry but this should teach you a lesson.. you dont give a hamster a BOWL to drink water out of. you give them water bottles that hooks on the side of their cage. ugh. idiot.
Cheeto21 0
Thats why people have water BOTTLES for their hamsters...
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Comments (183)
thelastavailable 13
Why is everyone being so ruthlessly mean to OP? It seems to me that posting an FML these days in hope for some sympathy in return is like snogging a dementor to feel good about yourself.
smallsmerry 0
HARRY POTTER REFERENCE!!!!
spanelli 16
No shit, idiot.
Kua_Mei 0
(insert Harry Potter fanaticism-induced nonsense here)
disney_blonde 16
Last remaining pet? ...I'm curious how the others did themselves in.
kennakatherine 0
oh my god, you're melodramatic.
Gloritank 8
stop being so emo.
thecatwishedthat 0
RIP poor little hamster :( he didn't know better. Shame on you for not getting it a proper water bottle!
RedPillSucks 33
You should let Marvin be your new pet. You and he can talk about hamster care. But be careful, don't talk to him about life.
Sammara 0
YDI for not knowing how to care for your pets properly. Seriously, there are hundreds of books and thousands of websites about hamster care...not to mention the person you probably bought the hamster from!
redtigerlily 5
Fool. Hamsters have water bottles. Not dishes.
themonster56 0
WTF?!?! wat in the **** did yu do to the poor thing that it no longer wanted to live?!?! YU MONSTER!!!!!! burn in hell.
MDK87 0
Good thing you caught that early. That thing could have stunk up something fierce.