Anonymous
Madison, United States
Breaking news: bratwurst mayhem!
Today, having forgotten my knife at home, I nervously took a bite of my cheesy brat at work. It didn’t splatter on my clothes like I worried it would, but it did splatter all over my desk, keyboard, computer screen, and paperwork. I can't get the cheese out from under the keys. FML
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infinitemonkey 21
This is the most Wisconsin FML ever.
DraconicFeline 31
If you were worried it would splatter, why would you choose to eat it anywhere near these things...?
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infinitemonkey 21
This is the most Wisconsin FML ever.
RichardPencil 32
Ya, hey! She'd have to have spattered her beer and her Aaron Rogers bobblehead to be more Wisconsin!
Bamidgey 11
I'm from Wisconsin, and this is a daily problem.
OhYouAreOffended 11
I've never had a cheesy brat that cheesey before, but also I've never been to Wisconsin.
DraconicFeline 31
If you were worried it would splatter, why would you choose to eat it anywhere near these things...?
draftskink 23
Thinking the same thing lol
LyricaSilvan 30
It would seem some people only think things through about halfway.
Isabela O'Connor 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
also i feel like this fml is really fake...
Bman54 19
What the heck is a cheesy brat?
InfiniteSunshine 32
From what I understand, brat is short for bratwurst, which is a kind of sausage. So this would basically be a cheese filled sausage.
thehaystackerine 20
heaven on a bun
becre8ve 9
Cheese mixed in with the meat during the sausage making process
GreedyGreedo 10
A brat with cheese in it...
GreedyGreedo 10
A brat with cheese in it...
cootiequeen4444 11
a spoiled child that likes to tell corny jokes and watch chick flicks. Cannibalism is bad, OP! >:(
RichardPencil 32
Don't worry, the mice will come and clean out that cheese for you.
Solano2580 24
YDI. If you really needed to eat so close to your workspace then you should have gone with something less messy.
hortiz1 7
You should've ate in the breakroom like a normal person.
Moerighan 23
There's these things they invented called napkins? Maybe you've heard of them? Why not give it a go next time and wrap your brat.
swervelol 28
I didn't know that cheesy brats were so strange to other people... then again I live in Wisconsin! We know the struggle all too well best of luck cleaning that mess.
HaleyMae321 5
First of all sounds like you deserved it. Second, when you're so American you imagine a spoiled child covered in cheese ?
sandman676 20
Keyboard keys are removable for cleaning fml