Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
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unidentified_sta 5
A compliment to the mother... as for the OP not so much.
2fknreaL 0
At least you know he likes your mom.
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Comments (70)
paigeykkins 0
wow haha!
I_R_Genius 3
Just don't go over to his house drunk. You will probably try end up kissing his dad thinking it was him.
paigeykkins 0
well then it would be even! XD this family could get to know each other more in depth than most people :D
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
why did op let her bf come by her parents house drunk?
jewban 3
35 she didn't let him, he randomly showed up, rang on the door bell, and when the op or mom opended the door the ops bf stumbled his way in.
MrsLender_fml 3
He did not think that your mom was you, he knew... he just wanted some mommmaaa action.
habeybaby25 11
39: W.I.N!
myknewverr 0
u sure he thought your mom was u? don't make excuses for the boy your moms probly a milf
hiddydiddy 0
Maybe he shouldda behaved hahaja
ktrox39 0
haha
SparcMac 0
2nd
unidentified_sta 5
A compliment to the mother... as for the OP not so much.
2fknreaL 0
At least you know he likes your mom.
CitizenSnipz 0
Y'kniw it's straight, we doin' yo mom!
jimsy19 0
=3 brudda we brudders
EvilCupcake8361 9
doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom.cause you know we straight doin' your mom!:P
jrad1982 0
well, at least someone got lucky!
brennboo 3
Good luck with him, OP. It sounds like he made a great first impression on your mother :)
timskiii 0
You picked a winner, OP :D
Doortje 30
What a waste of hours.
The_Creeper_fml 8
He proved it I bet. All damn night long.