Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, I twisted my ankle and fractured my wrist while dancing. I audition for a performing arts school in one week. FML
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML
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Top comments
CalebLawrence 25
Don't want to step on a crack now, it might run in the family.
YoloWhiteRSA 20
Always listen to your mother. Get well soon OP.
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Comments (21)
Awesomeify 15
You took it at bit too literal there, OP.
20bricks 28
At least it didn't cost you an arm and a leg.
SecundusSecunda 27
He got it for the low price of a leg fracture! Call now and receive 2 for only 19.99 plus S&H to the hospital!
CalebLawrence 25
Don't want to step on a crack now, it might run in the family.
Rozay333 36
At least your mom was trying to be supportive! :) Hope you heal quickly and get back on the dance floor asap! Good luck OP!!!
YoloWhiteRSA 20
Always listen to your mother. Get well soon OP.
PePziNL 20
Yeah or in this case, maybe dont /always/ listen to your mother.
sillymama 21
Damn.
Rawrshi 25
That's the spirit!
james_logan 19
First you break your hand in your competitive dramatic speech, and now this!
Geckosrock99 33
You know you're not really supposed to break your leg, right?
lui_pg 21
The dramatic speech competition really paid off