erinbarto
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Karlo Kračun
Poor Mr Nibbles
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
deadhammy
San Diego, United States
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
roze198765
United States
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
idontevenlikehamsters
Manassas, United States
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
poorhamster
United States
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
deadhamster
United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
squeak
United Kingdom
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Chris
United States
Alas…
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
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Charity Taylor 17
Honestly it could be and she just doesn't wanna tell you so she replaced it and had a lil convo with the puppet to let go of what her mind was stuck on.
distortedcognition 17
Stumbled in on a plot to take hammy out, did you?
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
A conversation? I hope you mean monologue. So, your dog ate your hamster alive? Poor Hampton!
distortedcognition 17
Stumbled in on a plot to take hammy out, did you?
Sinshine 28
That sounds to me like she should seek help...
Charity Taylor 17
Honestly it could be and she just doesn't wanna tell you so she replaced it and had a lil convo with the puppet to let go of what her mind was stuck on.
stormy0307 16
I’d keep an eye on your hamster if I were you. Sounds like your mom doesn’t like it and doesn’t want it around.