Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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Top comments
MQ_was_here 0
umm...wtf?
Tabbykat9698 0
Weird? Did he die in the ball? Its not like hamsters are limp when you pick them up. They squirm.
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Comments (120)
MQ_was_here 0
umm...wtf?
realggirl 0
yeah
wa2_ev 0
hahahaha I love how the fml is not that the hamster died , it's that the op wasted time cleaning the cage :p
madie_hearts09 0
what does op mean??
HotpinkKitties 0
Me too, it's the funniest!
noobgang7 5
how heartless!! fy hamsters life for having a heartless owner
quraishakrueger 4
Original Poster. Basically the person who posted this FML. :D
sadiestitches 0
:(((((( poor hammy Big spoiled hamster though if it took an hour to clean the cage D:
xlostwithoutu 0
Aww ;( feel bad for the OP and the hammy
eeeeeeee 5
You're not supposed to leave them in their ball for more than 20 minutes!
underdabridge 0
it was a fake hamster -_-
gloogle 0
lol its a zhuzhu pet
FarSide 23
YDI for balling your hamster for an hour.
Terrasochi 0
Zhuzhu pets are trying to take over the world... along with McDonald's.
Tkdxxxse 0
eat him I always hear that hamster taste good with the right spices of course
Dandamanoo 0
dick
christys25 0
that's so morbide, but yet makes me laugh at the same time. go figure... lol!
Secret_Fire_King 0
Turn his carcass into a furby to creep out your friends.. xD
Paradotical 0
its just a friken hamster who cares. i would be pissed as well
cookiepenguin 0
look at at the bright side- it's clean for the next hamster and it won't smell until you do
Ambaayyy 8
Original poster, I think
KittyChesire 12
Original poster
martic835 2
You should've had a V8.
Jrook 0
same with the hamster
ilovebradiew 0
hm
Tabbykat9698 0
Weird? Did he die in the ball? Its not like hamsters are limp when you pick them up. They squirm.
babybubz 0
ummm ...exactly. poor little guy
comatoast 0
I agree Tabby. YDI for being too stupid to recognize a dead animal from an alive one :P
srunano 4
The hamster was alive when he put it in the ball, where the OP ****** up was when he didn't pay attention to the whereabouts of the hamster. And also by leaving him in the ball for more than 20 to 30 minutes.
XR6Falcon 0
how could you not notice he was dead when you picked it up? sure you didn't kill it by putting it up somewhere.........
adammicdaddy 4
did the ball have air holes?
DemonChicken 0
lol haha
gozar_fml 1
put a battery up his butt - free zhu zhu pet!
youdidwhatnow 0
lmao
christys25 0
lol! good one.
null_fml 11
This sounds more like "FML; I spent an hour cleaning the cage for nothing" than "FML; my beloved hamster is dead". Why did you even HAVE a hamster if its life is less important to you than a bit of wasted time?
CharlotteRx 4
WTF, an hour cleaning his cage? Did you think it was sleeping? poor little fluffy guy : ( RIP
cooly1100 0
I'm a total gaybo
BigLostBear 0
You Gay! hamsters are awesome pets your just a stupid troll, ooh noes I just fed the troll, Doh!
MQ_was_here 0
Hamsters ftw. I still remember wanting one years ago as a kid and I sat there and made a PowerPoint presentation convincing my parents that a hamster was NOT a rat. It didn't work. I did get $20 for being creative though.
Eddie_Paints 0
He probably died from doing the Hamster Dance too much!!
nvrfllnluv 0
shit i wouldve gone and bought one with the 20 bucks
seeimdee 0
cough cough "baaaaad pun" haha
MQ_was_here 0
It still "was a rat". -_- I snuck home a cat instead.
MQ_was_here 0
(That was @ #33 btw)