Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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Heartbreakher 0
Parents these days It seems like a lot of them are already forgetting there own kids, fyl.
zomgkatie 0
fy hamsters life :(
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Comments (103)
kev9082 8
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osnapp55 0
yeah well see your comment get removed and op that sucks
jack8765 0
well look on the bright side you don't have to feed your hamster anymore and you can do anything you want because your parents don't give a damn!
reyemrein 0
So now you can get a dog. This is an opportunity!
asianwolf 2
one of two things: you did not make it clear to your parents you were leaving. or your parents don't give a **** about your hamster. I'm not voting because I don't know which one happened.
Vayant 0
This FML sounds familiar.
suppressed08 2
that happened to my friend a few years ago. just take your rage out on em, they'll soon catch on somethings amiss.
sublimaze 6
have it stuffed and give it to your parents as xmas gift
harryman04 0
lol 56 I second that
sc95060sc 0
fakkkkeee
beansoup 0
COMPLETE FAKITUDE
Felium 0
they just hating on u ur first so u have the right to say first
sucks4Udude 3
lol 56, I say tritto to that notion
Fumblez 0
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heyheyt 0
umm yeah no one cares what number you are. and for the op did you actually tell your parents you were leaving or simply rely on those notes you left?
GeorgeBoosh 0
I want to swap families. The OP's family are hilarious!
Heartbreakher 0
Parents these days It seems like a lot of them are already forgetting there own kids, fyl.
wiiareonfire 0
"their" kids
Heartbreakher 0
my bad yeah their.
applesmoothiee 2
they're. i is good at gremmar
asianwolf 2
there is something called sarcasm....
asianwolf 2
wow I forgot to type a word. there is thing called ruining sarcasm... fail on my part.
samantha_durano 6
#10 made my day just because of their picture.
zomgkatie 0
fy hamsters life :(
noobgang7 5
poooor hamster... :(
humorizer 14
Hamster's life? I think you didn't read the FML properly ;) Though, it really does bother me knowing that an animal was stuck in a cage with no means to feed itself.
DonkeyDelight 0
*Lack of life.
Tishawna_fml 0
Haha, that sucks..
suppressed08 2
dude, loving the hair!
HoesInaBox 0
Tokyo Hotel!
MrTeabag420 0
gay ass band
vanillathirteen 0
tokio hotel*
fawfulster 11
However, they're Chuck Norris compared to the Jonass Brothers.
Flutist 3
If chuck norris was gaaay. LOL Kidding. But no man mounts Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris makes love to his own beard. The reason it is so shiny is the man **** he uses.
ThankYhuCaptinOb 0
Maybe they were a bit distracted , you no if you were the only child in the house or something maybe they wanted to have some Alone time. They probably went out too.
BannedStory 0
rip mr furry
Apotheosis5267 0
Thats really cruel for the poor hamster :[
bihero 0
damn... u remind me of my hamster :-(
capslockisgood 19
Your hamster takes trips overseas and asks its non-caring parents to feed its own hamster?
cadillackitty 0
you should have just dumped a bunch of food in the tank. he woulndt have ate it all at once