Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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yourmurderscenex 13
im sorry but this should teach you a lesson.. you dont give a hamster a BOWL to drink water out of. you give them water bottles that hooks on the side of their cage. ugh. idiot.
Cheeto21 0
Thats why people have water BOTTLES for their hamsters...
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Comments (183)
PuppiesFTW 5
What do you mean your last remaining pet. How many other pets did you had that died? You, op, MUST STOP GETTING PETS.
henrytheoctopus 0
His other pets were suicidal, too!
Bum_Ble_Bee 0
You know hamsters need water bottles and not dishes right? its not a cat, or a dog, its a freakin hamster. O.o so stop being emo and read an article on hamster care
arielleisfml 0
Noooo Hammy! That's too bad. Maybe the hamsters life sucked or you just didn't love it enough? R.I.P. Hammy.
rockstardude 0
unlike all these pathetic jackasses i feel kinda sorry for you cause i love animals more then i like people and know how hard it is to let them go... It gets better with time though
sweet_candy_ 17
R.I.P little hamster :(
cutestrike 0
Maybe he was just retarded.
ALBATROSS9080 0
that sucks I hate when hamsters die, but it's not your fault
Monst3r21 0
my hamster had a water dish she never died. probably died of a different cause.
justbigbs 6
Poor hamster, get a virtual pet!
0opsie 6
Enough with the animals; get a plant. A plastic one.