Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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yourmurderscenex 13
im sorry but this should teach you a lesson.. you dont give a hamster a BOWL to drink water out of. you give them water bottles that hooks on the side of their cage. ugh. idiot.
Cheeto21 0
Thats why people have water BOTTLES for their hamsters...
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Comments (183)
nastystuff 0
Hahaha
dasfro 2
you should go drown yourself too
Brittneyyyy 7
I agree with #99. Just don't set the plant next to a fireplace or something. It might jump in.
mapleleafs34 0
I hate fmls like these..
Ninjafriends 1
Hamster FML's, or pathetic, whiny FML's?
mnms7 0
I heard hamsters are suicidal so maybe it's not ur fault? idk
Olay_JnAY 0
woah kid, take an Antidepressant .
iloveyou7877 0
like he meant to do it.
imac619 2
even animals don't like emos.
jamieisreallymad 0
Maybe because you didn't spell HAMPSTER right.
scarletpenguin 16
What #118?? It is spelled HAMSTER. There is no "P" in the spelling of hamster. Fail.
arielleisfml 0
118. there is no 'p' in hamster. **** ass.