Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Alas…
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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yourmurderscenex 13
im sorry but this should teach you a lesson.. you dont give a hamster a BOWL to drink water out of. you give them water bottles that hooks on the side of their cage. ugh. idiot.
Cheeto21 0
Thats why people have water BOTTLES for their hamsters...
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Comments (183)
MasteredBastard 16
Wow, that's some pretty harsh stuff. Yeah, a water bottle would have been more appropriate, but on the other hand it couldn't have been a terrible smart hamster. Probably like the George Bush of hamsters. Here's a cookie for you, OP, and maybe go for a walk just because.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for making this about you..
apoop 0
lol @ the george bush thing
frankiek1987 0
Wow dumbass u killed ur pet, don't u know they have little bottles with drinking nozzles? Who doesn't know that?
sallen0046 4
Hamsters are not intelligent creatures. They've been bred to exist in cages and drink from bottles, something you should have bothered to research. They're not smart enough to know how to kill themselves. How many other animals have you managed to kill because you didn't bother to research their needs? If you're really this pathetic, I can understand why you've been reduced to spending time with nothing but rodents. Stop acting like the world is out to get you.
Ninjafriends 1
You're so hard to live with that even your goldfish drowned themselves.
drakerd 0
Wow you suck. You just. You suck. Hamster clearly committed suicide, and it was clearly because of you. Did I mention you suck?
thelastavailable 13
You both suck equally as much.
DocBastard 40
Ignorance, we need you here more.
ohthebloodygore 16
Doc, my presence makes Ignorance come out of hiding. She just can't resist.
ohthebloodygore 16
ANNE. I know. I leave you speechless. What's next? Breathless?
ohthebloodygore 16
Denial. You're my wife; embrace it!
0opsie 6
How many animals are you going to let die out of dumbassery before you realize you can just Google basic hamster care instead of thinking they commit suicide because of you? "Duuuhhh, here we go...*how-to-take-care-of-a-hamster-Enter* Ohhh! They use water bottles! Back to the pet store. There's no way I can screw up this time!"
B1ACKR3IGN 3
how nice your pet dies and all you think of is yourself
LoveMySoldier82 0
I'm having trouble braving the world, reading your post. I hate pathetic people. YDI.