Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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yourmurderscenex 13
im sorry but this should teach you a lesson.. you dont give a hamster a BOWL to drink water out of. you give them water bottles that hooks on the side of their cage. ugh. idiot.
Cheeto21 0
Thats why people have water BOTTLES for their hamsters...
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Comments (183)
MiaStarFire 2
go see a therapist and stop being such an emo bitch.
nastystuff 0
Aww... That's sad ):
sika_fml 0
Why the HELL did your hamster have a water dish!? They need a bottle! Or they will drown! I guess you already know that part.
fraqtl 1
FYL for feeling the only place you can fish for sympathy is on FML
kaitielovestj 0
poor hamster :(
alannalove2009 0
I agree! rats are way better pets. but you are stupid for not having a bottle for the hamster to drink out of.
Parkinglotk 0
hamsters aren't supposed to have bowls...they have those water bottle things, that makes you a suicide enabler!!!!!
peanut1534 3
im really sorry about that but don't think like that and don't listen to everyone else on here ... ik it's ruff loosing a pet but come on it was an acident (they r right tho next time use a bottle) point is I'm sure ur not a bad person to be around give yourself some credit :)
thasholace 0
hamsters cannot have water "bowls" they have specially made drip bottles he didn't drown so much as go into the traumatic shock of being submerged in water so he didn't vomit suicide it was homicide...
franwins0827 7
Normally I would say "that sucks", except that you added that retchingly emo part about your hamster committing suicide because nobody loves you (I'm paraphrasing, of course). Secondly, YDI for not taking proper care of it - hamsters, chinchillas and similar rodent pets need WATER BOTTLES, not bowls. Bowls for food, drip bottles for water. Please don't get any more pets, or PETA will rape your mother and kill your father. But not your pets, because PETA looooooove animals.
TOMTHEMITCH 0
People Eating Tasty Animals PETA :P