ohcrap - 02/08/2011 04:58 - United States Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML 49 497 16 142
lily389 - 21/03/2011 05:02 Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punched the horse in the neck, and in real life punched me in the spine. Twice. FML 38 316 4 088