Today, I met my boyfriend’s female friend. We all went out to dinner, he paid for her meal instead of mine, asked me why I’m not a redhead like her, and when he dropped her off at her house, spent the entire hour car ride talking about how perfect she is. He still has no idea why I’m upset with him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML
Today, my best friend came to visit from out of state. We had lunch, painted our nails and fell asleep sipping wine and watching movies. It was a perfect girl’s day. My boyfriend is now irrationally angry, because according to him it’s not fair that I can have a girl sleep over and he can’t. FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s parents, hoping that they would like me. They made subtle, mean comments during dinner and made me feel like total crap, all because my boyfriend left his ex-wife for me. They don’t get that we’re both good and compatible for each other, and that’s what matters. FML
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Boyufd 25
you mean ex boyfriend right?
spinspinsugar 12
that reminds me of the time when I just met my boyfriend's family. when he was taking me home because he decided to blow me off, he wouldn't stop talking about his female friend. guess who was there when he broke up with me on speakerphone? guess who he asked out after we hung up? I feel ya, OP ❤
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spinspinsugar 12
that reminds me of the time when I just met my boyfriend's family. when he was taking me home because he decided to blow me off, he wouldn't stop talking about his female friend. guess who was there when he broke up with me on speakerphone? guess who he asked out after we hung up? I feel ya, OP ❤
bleachedraven 14
the jerks deserve each other.
spinspinsugar 12
they def did
BellaBabii32 12
Sounds like it’s time for a breakup
Boyufd 25
you mean ex boyfriend right?
Crowned Sataness 12
get out before you invest too much in him. all that will happen is you will let him destroy you while you're trying to compete with her
DanielleinDC 34
If she's so perfect, why doesn't he date her?
slkeithh 14
It's actually appalling what women continue to put up with nowadays. Shit is NOT okay. It speaks more about us than it does them. Do better. For all our sakes.
Levi2411 41
Please tell me he's an ex, I know it's hard because you like him, but you should never be a replacement for someone else. And the harsh truth is, that's what you are. Leave and find someone who feels the way he does about his "female friend", about /you/.
sarsuela 29
"He still has no idea why I’m upset with him." Tell him. Thinking "he should realise by himself" won't solve anything.
Ambrily 27
Ok, you're upset with him, but if you are, why are you still with him at all?
Wadlaen 24
Well, I'd say this calls for one of the serious talks that every relationship has once in a while.