Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Caked and baked
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29
Sounds like a man with a sense of humour! :)
crazychaz7 2
Nice!!!!
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Comments (169)
tylersign 11
Someone was recording when you got hit by the brownies, right?
dhardesty23 8
that's a great idea! must have been a good time...idea for my wedding someday
Clamcreepy 7
Let's get the party started black eye peas style
firemedic919 0
one you wont forget shame your whining about it instead of enjoying what you have in your life
THE_A_TEEN 28
If OP feels embarassed about it, THEN SHE'S GOING TO,WRITE ABOUT IT!! You and your "shame for writing this". Also, use some ******* punctuation.
MistressCaitlyn 7
I believe he meant, (That's) "one you won't forget. (It's a) shame you're whining about it instead of enjoying what you have in your life." I don't know if that actually clarifies anything, but it took me forever to figure out what he was saying, so hopefully someone will benefit from this.
superpoptart 24
Calm the **** down 21.
Pelreskovich 11
Grab a handful of cake and dominate him.
Jonkbaby 23
in private, please!
lmr4893 0
....that actually sounds pretty fun...
THE_A_TEEN 28
...and people are ok with this? I may be young, but don't people have some decency during weddings so they wouldn't make a baboon out of themselves?
Branflakes78 13
shut up, you know how many weddings people get drunk, dance like an idiot and etc... its your wedding its suppose to be fun and be something to look back on and laugh and enjoy memories
xStaciexLynnx 15
68- I would not be excited and love the memory of food I paid quite a bit for being thrown around my dress, the cake, all the expensive decor, etc. Call me crazy but I also don't want all my guests smashed.
ALpein 0
Are you kidding? I'd LOVE for my wedding to be like this! some food fights, terrible song and dance, weird games and speeches that make no sense. I'd love my significant other even more.
downtime 13
24, Why deny human nature for the sake of a ceremony that won't stand out in anyones mind because it is bland and boring? Act like yourself, not like you want everyone else to remember you. She married a guy who has a childish streak to him, if this isn't something she can handle she shouldn't have married him in the first place until she is comfortable with it. He isn't going to change.
riack 2
Why not enjoy your wedding? The ones I've been to we're friggin stuffy until everyone was drunk and dancing like idiots. That entire formal and boring crap can kill anything memorable during a wedding.
ckone_fml 2
Awesome!!
panicpains 0
That's cute!!! I hope when I get married he will do something like that!
onanymouse 1
Sounds like a win to me, liven up!