Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Crushed
Today, I realized that I kinda have a crush on my sister-in-law. Mind you I'm a woman and her boyfriend of 5 years is my fiancé's brother. FML
Welcome home
Today, I found out that my overprotective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
Casanova
Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Tight knit family
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
Top comments
ojosRojos 28
Why did you agree to having them move in with you??
Joshawott 21
And did you do anything about those feelings in the 7 years you've known them? Because people aren't just going to wait around for a confession from someone they don't even know likes them.
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ojosRojos 28
Why did you agree to having them move in with you??
Joshawott 21
And did you do anything about those feelings in the 7 years you've known them? Because people aren't just going to wait around for a confession from someone they don't even know likes them.
BurnInDemonFire 39
A thought occurs: what if OP's brother was dating his fiancé/e before OP met them, and that's when he formed his crush?
0neiros 14
Then **** him even more because that shit is OFF LIMITS. Man up, and move on.
Kaneki Chiaki 15
I agree, your life sucks.
sallygee 9
it's your fault for letting them move in with you. ydi
Traveling_Book 9
For your sanity don’t let them move in. I get trying to be nice but it almost sounds like you just want them to stay with you so you can be closer to her.
Sonotsuave 37
Okay seriously. This ain’t a platform to mope sir. You had all that time to tell them / You didn’t / You didn’t have to let them move in with you / There you go
Mathalamus 25
Get over it.
demix_fml 32
Why are you letting them move in with you?
BloodyButUnbowed 32
Some people are calling you an idiot, but you're doing the right thing. Two people you care about need a place to live, so you're putting your feelings aside and offering it to them. As to why you never told your crush, that's also because you're a decent person. What kind of jackass would declare love to his brother's girlfriend/fiancee? You're a good man.
0neiros 14
Oh Shut up. Apparently your brother had the guts you lacked, If you had asked her out, and/or told her how you felt, and she rejected you, at least you'd have a clear conscience that you tried. Quit pouting, little boys pout, Men like your brother go our and get things done.