Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
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hochrote 0
That's awkward...
Jrefinne 7
Uhhh, so? Unless your ex is a serial killer, it's not really a big deal to see him around town.
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Comments (116)
Iloreanes 0
YDI for not picking up the ice-cube you dropped on the kitchen floor and leaving a wet spot for someone else to step in.
laurabev 9
...huh?
hochrote 0
That's awkward...
Ricky_Diggler 0
Revenge sex right there, back seat of your car. Make her watch.
sarahBaby13 0
it's not a big deal
urdirtyolduncle 15
7-- I think you meant "make him watch." Aside from the cars passing, I think an awkward turtle was also passing by o.O
aquariusangel420 0
Haha revenge sex with who herself? lmao anyways that suxs OP I would have to blast music sing to keep my mind off of him being there and prolly wanting to cry I'm guessing a smoke a cig I bet he didn't even pay attention that you were there!
mexicutioner123 0
flash him
Monstee 2
Women drivers.
whitesox365 0
hey at least hes not OP's gynecologist...
liquidfireKAN 0
uhm.. you do realise you were in seperate cars right? WTF, how is this an FML
LogicPolice 0
This situation is only always because the op made it so. if the op had pretended he hadn't noticed her, the situation could have been avoided. Or, even better, he could have changed his mindset about it and made HER feel awkward. I'm sure she would be freaking out if u stared at her provocatively for 30 minutes.
MissBunny25 0
Door his car
tsim_fml 0
key his door
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
door his car with ur keys in the lock
toyagirl1 0
genius!
Jrefinne 7
Uhhh, so? Unless your ex is a serial killer, it's not really a big deal to see him around town.
amadais 1
it just so happens that.... uh nevermind *stares at toilet, waits for flush*
skanksonaplane 0
But it was for an entire half hour!!!! As OP watched his world slowly end... e_e
DrewSmooth 0
OP is a woman last I checked.
skanksonaplane 0
oops
Marianette 0
watching it won't make those bad memories go away.
giantsfan2010 23
tinted windows are a good investment in that situation.
Garayy 0
Or blast up the dirtiest song you know. BETTER INVESTMENT - Dirty Music.
omfgTACOsYeSs 0
or a dirty beard.
Garayy 0
That dirty beard saves money, and it's unbelievably sexy.
juicebox18 0
beards aren't very sexy...
skyeyez9 25
Not unless you read the fml where a guy woke up with ants infesting his beard.
BrokenDreamer24 15
I read that one! It was ******* hilarious!
jbsington 8
unfortunately, I'm pretty sure front seat tinted windows are illegal. BEFORE trolls attack, I'm just speculating here.
giantsfan2010 23
No, front seat tinted windows are not illegal. They are only illegal on the windshield. I have tinted windows on my front windows, and no trouble so far.
whitesox365 0
just go to illinois, everything is illegal here! in the city i live in segways and under car lights are illegal. and carrying guns is IMPOSSIBLE without a hassle.
mmedeiros14 0
You can have a tinted windshield in Florida.
Trololololololo_fml 7
What's the number for that FML?
katiebells 0
boohoo. you had to sit ten feet away from your ex. your life is ******. get real.
thisdue1775 0
so
10_4Franky 0
Turn the sun visor towards the window. That way you can't see him, while you proceed to listen to some country and wait.
Mpsteve13 7
go get in the car and give him road head. I'm sure it's your fault he's your ex anyways
MangoGurl 0
wow sexist much
melibear89 7
ever think HE could of broken up with HER. sexist piece of shit
4XxXo_OxXx4 0
Um, not really much? He did NOT say: "Well, you're female, I'm sure it's your fault. Go give him road head."
johnson94 5
^ma'am, I'm going to kindly ask you to calm your estrogen levels please...
Enzogeorge 0
rape
Mpsteve13 7
no I never saw that as a possibility.
CryMoreFMLs 15
-squint eyes- Can't tell if trolling.... or just very funny....
notquite69 0
So what? Exes exist. Grow up and get over it.
sarahBaby13 0
so what?
mr_miyagi 0
yea it coulda been worse... what if op and her ex both drove motorcycles