Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
nocakeforyou!
Caked and baked
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
Rowland Heights, United States
Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29
Sounds like a man with a sense of humour! :)
crazychaz7 2
Nice!!!!
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lk2481 4
Epic
niswisk 3
Thats sick lol Congrats on gettin a good one
Cloudberry 10
Sounds like a waste of thousands of dollars worth of food, cake, and refreshments. But then again, that's just me...
lifesabish 9
That's not an FML moment, that's just fun! You can't have fun at your own wedding, why even live?
THE_A_TEEN 28
So if you don't like trowing food at people, you should just kill yourself for not having THAT kind of fun? Also, if it's not an FML, then the FML gods wouldn't have posted it in the first place.
zann_fml 2
How fun!!! I really hope that someone got pics of it all, or got it on video! The BEST moment of our wedding was when one of my bridesmaids was telling my husband to smash the cake in my face. He & I looked at each other, scooped up a handful of icing each & smeared it on HER face! The only bummer was that everyone, including the photographer, were so shocked by it that no one got a pic!
mangoqueen 8
That's awesome.
d_unsub 12
A food fight?? at the wedding reception? this is really a FYL but YDI cos if you are surprised is cos you married a man you don't know better hope that the surprises stop right there.
CRC_101 31
As long as he didn't get it on any expensive and difficult-to-clean dresses, that sounds awesome! Although it's pretty hard to avoid getting food on clothes in food fights... o.o
CRC_101 31
There's so much inaccuracy with this comment, but I can't help but laugh xD *high five*
bbgirlXD 6
Op it's okay your husband sounds funny at least you know you'll never get bored with him around right ??
iloveweed69 7
I love food fights. aim for my mouth :')