Tom
Etobicoke, Canada
Daddy issues
Today, I ended a relationship because she told me that I was "like a father." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Muncie, United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Spencer Chan
Today, I ended a 15-year relationship. Don't worry, it wasn't mine. It was my parents'. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
nadette
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
anonymous
Cape Coral, United States
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML
L
Priorities
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Anonymous
Aberdeen, United Kingdom
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Top comments
bidet 10
And you didn't say "Who's your daddy?"
angus 17
You’re an idiot. “A father” is not the same as “her father” YDI
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Comments (4)
bidet 10
And you didn't say "Who's your daddy?"
Lost Reggie 22
but... that's hot.
angus 17
You’re an idiot. “A father” is not the same as “her father” YDI
GoogieWithers 25
And you didn't make a Dad joke?