Today, my girlfriend freaked out because I tried to introduce her to me being a Little. Instead of hearing me out or trying to learn anything real about the lifestyle, she just called me a sick pervert because of all the bad crap people write about us online. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was introduced to a YouTube musician called S3RL. I was listening to a playlist of his music all day. Then of course when I went to pick up my girlfriend, some song came on that was just exaggerated sex moans pitched into music. She stared at me then burst out laughing and called me a pervert. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML
Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML
Today, a girl and her boyfriend dramatically left our group chat. One of her friends, a mod, is blaming me over a public exchange we had; he says it proves I "don't know her AT ALL." The crazy bitch called me every istaphobe in the book over not liking her favorite anime, and left because I told her to grow up. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to get married and have kids soon. She had a fit. Apparently it's creepy and freakish for a man to want a family, and it means I'm secretly a crazy religious fundamentalist. Huh? FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML
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stickyface 17
She assumed her boyfriend is a man and is understandably disappointed that you aren't.
Yudith_fml 11
The Google search wasn't risky but difficult. I had to choose the AI version of Urban Dictionary because Google wouldn't provide me with an answer that made sense. Now I know that a Little is an adult who behaves like a child sometimes, with pacifiers, onesies, purées, high chairs, etc.
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stickyface 17
She assumed her boyfriend is a man and is understandably disappointed that you aren't.
Yudith_fml 11
The Google search wasn't risky but difficult. I had to choose the AI version of Urban Dictionary because Google wouldn't provide me with an answer that made sense. Now I know that a Little is an adult who behaves like a child sometimes, with pacifiers, onesies, purées, high chairs, etc.
Vesi 30
Not always that young. It ranges from baby to teenager. It's also usually the result of trauma in their childhoods so they need to "relive" it in a way to make better memories. There is nothing sick about it, it's a version of therapy.
Taurus_chicKa 9
Thanks for doing the research for me because I was very confused. I thought he was saying Little as in Little Person/Dwarf, in which case I would have been on his side. Your research made me realize OP absolutely deserved the reaction he got.
Mad Jack 3
She probably didn't want to feel like a pedophile.
unashamedfemale 9
I had to do some research on this one, and wow, YDI, I feel so sorry for your poor gf.
FluffythePink 23
Woman are sick enough of mentally and emotionally Mothering 'grown men', why TF would you think she'd want to actually change your effin' diaper as well? Find someone in your kink and stop expecting people who find it creepy AF to accommodate you.
Podcanuck 7
Get help for your mental illness.
shakedatash82 1
Nothing sick about it? FFS you probably think the idiots who think they're animals are "okay" too. YOU get some help.