Today, I called my husband when his shift at work ended to talk about what we needed to do this weekend. He got angry and asked if he could have "five goddamn minutes" after work to get home and change before I started "throwing the fucking to do list at me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my husband said he was hungry and that I needed to cook. I flipped my shit and yelled at him for a good half hour. Later, he pulled out his phone and showed me videos of me doing the exact thing to him, asking him to do things the second he walked in the door. FML
Today, my husband came home and sat in his car out front for fifteen minutes. I went and knocked on the door, asking what he was doing. Apparently, I always dump so much shit on him the second he walks in the door that he needs a little peace between work and coming home to me. Ungrateful ass. FML
Today, my husband yet again procrastinated on a project for so long, that he now has to work during the weekend. When I asked whether or not we could still spend some free time together, he started ranting about how I ruin his career. He seriously thinks it's about us and not his horrible planning skills. FML
Today, my husband was working from home, so I asked him to clean the living room and basement. He started yelling about how he needs to focus and that I can't be "constantly distracting him." Sorry for expecting you to care for the space you live in, dick. FML
Today, six weeks post-partum, I asked my husband once again to help with the chores around the house. He got upset, threw my phone at me, and said, “Stop being inconsiderate, I just got home from work! Call your mom to help you or something! Shit!” and stormed out of the house. My mom passed last year; he knows this. FML
Today, my husband was two hours late from picking up my daughter from practice. I called his cell once to check if they were alright. When they finally arrived, he was annoyed at me for "controlling" him. He then pushed his sweaty shirt in my face to take in his "musty scent". When I refused, he got mad again. FML
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
Today, my husband yelled at me for asking him to get the kids ready for school after he got off work. He works overnights, so I figured that since he's already awake, he can help out, since I'm not a morning person at all. Apparently he needs sleep "IMMEDIATELY" once he gets off work. FML
Today, I sat my husband down for a talk for him to stop going to his female coworker’s house until 1-2am. He insists they’re doing work projects. He became so offended that I thought otherwise that he thrashed the entire living room, stomped out of the house, and slammed the door, completely dislodging it. FML
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Top comments
d j mom 9
he's right. he needs a few minutes to think about absolutely nothing. work is not a vacation from home, it can be mentally exhausting. I'm pretty sure '5 minutes' isn't even enough.
Thaylok 17
Keep that up and he won't answer your calls until he is home and done sitting in the car alone for 30 minutes.
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d j mom 9
he's right. he needs a few minutes to think about absolutely nothing. work is not a vacation from home, it can be mentally exhausting. I'm pretty sure '5 minutes' isn't even enough.
Thaylok 17
Keep that up and he won't answer your calls until he is home and done sitting in the car alone for 30 minutes.
easybree 10
I mean, yeah you could have given him some time. but damn he didn’t have to react that way either
DLBL 23
You SO deserve it. He works all day, all week, and now you throw weekend jobs at him. Poor guy; HE should have written a FML.
FluffythePink 23
Treating your partner like a useful object instead of a person with feelings is the fastest way to loose them. Give the poor bastard a breather between ending work and you nagging him about the work you want him to do. Did you even let him get out of his jobs door before you were breathing down his neck about what YOU want? No. You deserved it now start treating him better if you want to keep him.
Lost Reggie 22
YDI, my ex-wife used to do that, then call me every pay day as well to tell me where my entire paycheck went.